Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get nothing

I wish for a waffle iron of +6 defense

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it has -9001 attack.

I wish the essay I have to complete by tomorrow could write itself. >.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is so bad that you fail the subject

I wish to bend the fabric of reality

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, b̢͕͇̖̙͇̗̝͎͗̀́͛̽͒u̪͚͐̀̓̌̑̂͂͟͞t̸̯͍̳̣̙̝̑ͣ̅ͪ͆ͭͮ̏͠ ͧͤ̑҉̯̭̼n̽ͥ̍ͥ̅̈́̆̌҉̢̺̳͍o̴͇̞̥͈͕ͩ̇́̂̚͠ͅͅw̉ͬ͊҉̴҉͉̫ ͍̞̺̜̗ͦ͘y̴̪͕ͣ̽̈ͨ͢o̹̘̼͈̥̖̾̓̀͟u̎ͬ͏̶̨̩͇̣͇͍̻ͅ ͕͙̥̭̞̬̹̼͗̔ͫ̏̀̓̍̉̚͟a̶͓̺̗̩̥͋̈́ͧ̽͐̆̑̾r̞̘̥̮̮̘̀̃̉̂́ͅê̷̴̫͙̻̮̤͍͓͖̻ͨ̿ͧ̈͗ ̶͈̫͇̟͈̙̖̐̂̓f̛̮͍͉ͫ̔͑͠͞o̭̻̭̬̳̤̟̹̝͆̊̅r̨͕͎̰̮̰̺ͤͮ͛̄͟͝ȇ̫̱̪͉͎̜͠v̝̤͖̣̒e̜͙̜͍̊ͦ̓̿ͩ̉̌̿͢r̶̶̜̟̖ͩ̉̀ ̖̲͙̘̬ͦ͆͌͑͆̑̽ͩ̎͟͞f̹̣͈̮̯͖͓̬̑̿̊ͩ͗̓ŏ̴̦̹̩̬ͧͪ͌͑̂͞r̔ͥ̓̍͟͏̜̭̯̖̬̙ͅč̼̓e͙̖͍͎͔̗̺̳̪͛͌́͠ḑ̲͖͈̱̹͐̔̾ͩ͛͗͆͘ ̛̥̘̖̪ͩ͒ͪ̀t͓̟̿̓ͣ̆͒ǒ̶͖̦̦̲̻͉͖͑̎̒̅̌̈ ̶̴̭͖̖̯̺̔̆̽ͩ̋͢ͅt͋͋͊҉͍̖y̴̧͓̼̩ͩͅp̯̯͖̅̐̌͂̌͗͒̂̚͝͡ȅͨͯͪ͂͏̨͉ ̅̔ͬ͆̃ͮ̔͏̷̠̼͕̩͙̬͝l̫͈̖̘̅̽i̶̝̭͖ͩ͌̉̓ͩͨ͂̑k̼̖̝̞̜̱͋͛͠͡ͅé͍̘̰̥͍̙͉͕̬ͮ͢ ̵̡͇͙̮͍̝̻̘͉̎͋̈͐̕t̻̬̱̦̙ͬ͛ͮ͋͜h̸ͯ̏͜͏͔̳̫í̶̈̌̎͏̠̰͔ͅs̸̡̗͐͆ͪ.̰̫ͭͪ̍̄ͫ̆͒̈͘

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted >_>; but you stop posting >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I begin to procrastinate.

I wish to write my essay now.. >.>

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i forget to post

I wish to stop evil... by... i dunno, eating sandwiches or something...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you eat a sandwich that kills you

I wish for acid rifles on my shotgun

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your shotgun malfunctions

I wish for a bear with a bird in his backpack

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but the bird is very dead

Spoiler

I wish for a bowl of shit to spice my pickles

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you no longer has pickles

I wish for a spear made out of potatoes...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but a hobo passing by eat it as you turned your back

I wish for a sword made of pony bones

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

but its a sword made out of live ponies akin to the human centipede.

I wish I could have granted that in a more disturbing way.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but you did a fine job already don't worry

I wish for a baby with a beard

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its a clone of chuck norris

I wish for people could read my mind >_>; instead of trying and being wrong...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, your brain waves are decrypted and displayed on a screen replacing your whole face

I wish to see that happen, sounds like cool

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but nothing you see makes sense.

I wish i could summon muffins

 

[person66]

granted, but they are pony muffins, made from real live ponies, ground up in to a delightful treat!

I wish for (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but (╮°-°)╮┳━┳

I wish for ಠ_ಠ

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but instead you get this ┳━┳

I wish for to break the laws of physics by flipping tables