Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are happy at all times and against your will.

I wish for a destructive turkey

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish for invisibility.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you become both invisible and blind

I wish for some cool looking sun glasses

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get those

cool huh?

I wish for even cooler ones!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish to ban sop. wait...

 

[person66]

Granted, but you accidentally hit the unban button instead, and a few seconds later got your mod privileges revoked.

I wish I had a million pennies.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are all super-glued together

I wish for current.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, a tsunami takes you away

I wish for clay animation porn

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forced to watch it for all eternity

I wish for a flower

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's the one that smells like sh*t (the corpse flower?

)

I wish for a megaphone.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its so loud that no one can tell what you are saying.

I wish for a hostage situation

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

*puts a gun to your head and grins evilly* Granted

I wish for a fully fueled plane to take us to Cuba.

 

[ehayes427]

granted but then you are immediately transported to guantanamo bay upon arrival.

i wish they released dreamcast 2!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it costs $799.99

I wish for a wish in a wish inside a wish in a wish in another wish so the next person can grant my wish as he grants my wish in my wish in another wish while he grants my wish.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Yo dawg, I heard you like wishes. So we put a wish inside yo wish with another wish embedded in that with wish-in-wish capability. that way you can wish while you're wishin' for wishes about wishes and see other wishes that wishers be wishin'!

I wish the word 'wish' didn't look so strange to me after typing out that sentence.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted dawg, now your wish is corrupted while i corrupt your other wishes.

I wish for a frozen turkey

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but it doesn't explode when you throw it at people. It just caves their head in a little bit.


I wish I was included in Frozen Indignation's signature.
The demon fox prinny feels all left out.

 

[machomuu]

Granted, but- wait, Demon fox? F*CK THAT

I wish for some coffee.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. You get my special blend of coffee.
(I ate the beans and made them "Better")


I wish for some respect.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now your inbox gets spammed with love letters from every member.

I wish for some liquid nitrogen.