Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, now we can't leep our head straight and all wear silly minerva like tourette guy

I wish to have a hot blonde chick massaging my back right now

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she has a

I wish for a flying duck

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but it fit in a spoiler tag

Spoiler

I wish you are delighted by this wonderful flying duck

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

now for some... "fun"

I wish for mutton

 

[koimayeul]

granted, but i take them with me and count them now

i wish fior a good sleep and wet dreams

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you wet the bed

I wish for a pause in time

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I will never let it resume again.

I wish for a portal gun.

 

[ars25]

Granted, but I will never let it resume again.

I wish for a portal gun.

granted but you accidentally fire them in the same location and your in a paradox

i wish for a blond girl with really big all natural tits

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she is not interested in you.

I wish for a pony farm

 

[koimayeul]

granted but the farm has no pony

i with to find a hamster gf for my Gabo (he has fat ballz)

 

[pistone]

granted but she will have an allergic reaction to animals

i wish for a bionic arm

 

[koimayeul]

granted, but you can't fap anymore

i wish for a cyborg sex doll almost like a real girl, only she do not talk (yay!)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she explodes when you "use" her.

I wish to be a catgirl

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but you be mine and gimme kitten babies

I wish my bro was less fucking annoying about watching stuff on TV

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your brother is now dead

I wish I had someone to play video games with...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, my bro resurrect and is teleported to your gaming room.. also, DO NOT feed him after midnight!

I wish to have a smokin hot childhood friend that always loved me in secret, and she would come ring at my door, and jump in my arms as i open it.. kiss me passionate and then [censored] me right there in the living room at my house, and i was not cautious and she would get pregnant.. also, she would be a catgirl with cute ears

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she mistakes your brother for you

I wish for a red pill and a blue pill, something about a rabbit hole, and a whole lot of freakyness

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you dream about all that stuff.. but never wake up, its a coma

I wish to be in a coma being the honest and only man alive of a land full of women (i don't say chicks or babes.. don't want pig or chicken)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they all successfully avoid you

I wish I could take my brilliant ideas, make a profit from them, and still remain unknown

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become story writer for Peter Jackson and write the next blockbuster! But just when you get the first pay check at your bank, a trolley bus hit you and you remain unknown

Spoiler

and no this ain't full of trolls

I wish to be a londonian