Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

Granted, a tsunami just hit your home at full force.. only your cat survice, he/she could float

I wish for a revival of EVT in late X file seasons

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the show is canned

I wish i had a can of xfiles

 

[Paarish]

Granted but you get the Z files instead

I wish I knew why koimayeul is so obsessed with Eugene Tooms

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its because he has a man crush for him

I wish someone could love me

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, because he's one of the best villains of the show

Granted, EVT will love you... r liver

I wish i wasn't obsessed with EVT

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i ninja'd you

I wish for something flammable

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you get drawned in gasoline

I wish i had a zippo to do it cool as in movies

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i cant be stuffed figuring what that is

I wish a had a hippo

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, but you get a zippo

Spoiler

I wish to set someone drawned in gasoline on fire, throwing that baby

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is yourself

I wish for a dark blade

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, it is so dark it consumes your own soul

I wish to see Bilbo the hobbit already in theater

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you instead get the lord of the rings

I wish to the one ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you become gollum

I wish to have a gollum in my basement

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it steals all your food

I wish to know if dr pepper is a real doctor, i dont think he is qualified enough to be a soft drink

 

[koimayeul]

granted, if i knew who the hell is dr pepper

i wish i knew

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have to type dr. pepper into google...

I wish I could stop reading people's minds >_

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you can't read mind and become deaf, now you have to read on people lips

I wish i was not as lazy to search for dr pepper, and to get my last gin tonic ready

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you are too lazy to breath

I wish i had an airship made out of bubble gum

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but a naughty kid steal it and eat it

I wish to break the neck of that silly kid

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its made out of jelly

I wish every human in this world had a neck made out of jelly