Corrupt a wish!

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but it turns out to be toxic and kills.

 

[Sop]

You forget to add a wish.
I'll do t for you.
I wish I had a brown living tame invincible normally-limbed (as in 4 legs a head a tail and its.. you know) that poops out invincible Australian dollars and it also protects from dying and is very friendly.

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You forget to add a wish.
I'll do t for you.
I wish I had a brown living tame invincible normally-limbed (as in 4 legs a head a tail and its.. you know) that poops out invincible Australian dollars and it also protects from dying and is very friendly.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, now you can make just one post.

I wish EOF post counted.

 

[tagzard]

Granted, but who ever post's in it will be band.

I wish Micheal Scott was back in the office.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now only his back is in the show.
I wish my back was in a show

 

[Sop]

Granted but I code a super mega cheese virus and it eats your money so you go homeless and yellow
I wish I could do the safety dance and then look at my pants.

 

[Yumi]

Granted but after the dance you look at your shoes instead.

I wish I could float.

 

[nryn99]

granted, but each time you float, you will become a round ball, with protruding hands, feet and head.

i wish i know what will happen next.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. *gunshot*

I wish I was done with final exams already.

 

[SinHarvest24]

granted but sadly you failed all your exams.


I wish to live up to my own expectations.

 

[Sop]

Granted but after you posted that your expectations were significantly lowered and you become a prostitute.
I wish I could get free blowjobs from schmexy womenz.

 

[ars25]

granted but they have different stds and you get them all

i wish for gatorade

 

[lemmymet]

Granted but there`s radioactive waste in your sport drink so you will die

I wish that lulzsec attack gbatemp!

 

[AlanJohn]

Granted, now your banned


I wish I could have sexks with sop.

 

[Paarish]

granted. You are now a star in your very own shotacon!

I wish it wasn't raining

 

[ars25]

granted but it's now snowing


i wish for a better

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Whatever you wished for to become better now becomes worse.

I wish for the next person to grant this wish.

 

[lemmymet]

Granted, now the end of the world comes.
I wish that the catboy disappears

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, only in your dreams.

I wish I didn't have to do my little brother's project for him.

 

[nryn99]

granted, but mommy scolds you for not helping your brother.

i wish i'm lost in a woods full of wolves and trolls and bears and ninjas and little girls and ghosts and a lot more.