Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you lose your imagination as a result.

I wish that I was in charge of a totalitarian government that has close resemblance to George Orwell's "1984"

 

[Paarish]

Granted but everyone hates you

I wish clouds are made of candy floss

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they can no longer float in the air.

I wish my evil plan to make an incorruptible wish would come about sooner

 

[Paarish]

granted but you cause this thread to die

I wish that all camp guys were actually gay, instead of pretending... it's just so confusing...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, now all camp guys are happy.

I wish the next poster could bring this topic to 100 pages.

 

[Paarish]

granted but... oh looked it worked

I wish FrozenIndignation would stop changing my words

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but now all you can say are *dick* and *shit*

My friend wishes for a longer penis.

 

[Sausage Head]

granted he gets a longer penis in his ass

i wish a sausage zeppelin attached to the eof filled with sausages raulpica and 4chan

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is vandalized by ponies.

I wish I could use the 7th fonon.

 

[Paarish]

granted but you're a bad singer thus all our ears bleed each time you try to heal us.

I wish I could use the fifth fonon

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you burn down everything you've ever loved.

I wish I could create a hyper resonance.

 

[Paarish]

granted but...

Spoiler

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I wish more people knew what the heck we are talking about

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they ignore us and listen to "karma" instead.

I wish Tales of the Abyss 3DS would have a release date for pal regions :/

 

[Paarish]

granted but oh wait it already does (2011-same as US)

I wish there were more people playing this game...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but every game forum is overloaded with trolls complaining about loading times.

>_

 

[Paarish]

granted but the release date is released as 21 December 2012

I wish I knew who Tear's VA is...

 

[LunaWofl]

it. was. ME!!!!! *cough* I mean... granted, but your head blows up after finding out.


I wish dist the runny would stop bothering me >_>; i thought the mustache might have helped, but my, he sure is persistent, why, id say he has the tenacity of a cockroach.

 

[Paarish]

granted but he's has nothing to do with the rest of his life and now all he does is this:

Spoiler

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I wish I knew what Jade was doing to Dist in the room when he was getting information. It sounded... sexual

 

[LunaWofl]

It was

... no wait... err... Granted, we were... err, i mean, they were umm... PILLOW FIGHTING... yes... pillow fighting... eheheheh... eheheh... oh my >_

 

[Paarish]

Granted but as soon as you put the disc in your PS2 explodes

I wish FrozenIndignation didn't think he was Jade. YOU'RE NOT JADE!!!! *goes in corner and cries*