Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you forget soon afterwards.

I wish I knew what I want to wish for.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but you wasted your turn.

I wish I had wings.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Your wings measure 3 inches long by half an inch wide. Good luck getting your huge equine ass in the air with those!

I wish this damn pony fad was over.

 

[sergster1]

Granted but you start to realize the beauty of ponies when we have all moved on.

I wish my warn level was lowered

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but it was lowered by a hacker, and you get banned.

I wish I had money to buy Terraria. ;_;

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but you decide to spend it on boose instead.
You get alcohol poisoning and die.

I wish I weren't the only Brony on GBAtemp.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but then you both get shunned for following such a stupid fad.

I wish the MLP fad would just die already.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, the it comes back three days later with a stronger following than ever.

I wish I could blow things up with my mind.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but every time you use said power you grow a peen.

I wish I had a pet Sandworm.

 

[Zorua]

Granted but it turned out to be a wild waterworm and it ate you up.

I wish I liked eating vegetables.

 

[sergster1]

Granted but you then become allergic to them.

I wish i was like Usui in Kaichou wa Maid-sama

 

[alidsl]

Granted but you became part of a disturbing hentai

I wish the person below me corrupts my wish

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but the paradox makes your head explode in slow motion.

I wish I had rainbow hair.

 

[JoostinOnline]

Granted, but the paradox makes your head explode in slow motion.

I wish I had rainbow hair.

Granted, but it only grows out of your armpits.

I wish my wifi connection was better.

 

[nryn99]

granted, but it cost so much more.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but your connection is no longer secure, so everyone around you piggybacks, making it slow as hell.

I wish I could sing beautifully.

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Wish granted, but she rips your heart out with her feet. And makes it look like suicide.

I wish Stephen Merchant loses his voice whenever he tries to do game voice overs from now on.

Why? Wheatley's great.

I don't really know. Wheatley is great, but after a while I found the voice grating. Maybe subconscious guilt by association? I wish I knew exactly why.

She'd probably eat me and regurgitate my bones, stab me repetitively with Sais, chop my head off with a deadly fan, or kiss me and make me blow up
--
Wish Granted. But you're a pony, so they'll never grant you to American Idol, sorry

I wish Megurine Luka was my sister

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but she outshines you in every way. You parents now hate you.

I wish I had a carrot.

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Wish Granted! But too bad for you that you drop it on your pet rabbit and he eats it
--
"I wish I could go to my house (AKA H-E Double hockey stick)
- Ridley, the emo of our class

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but he loses his emo persona, being transformed into a pony instead. His home becomes Equestria, and he learns to love life, and happiness.

I wish I could think of a wish that wasn't related to ponies.