Corrupt a wish!

[Shinigami357]

Granted. But the system now stops you from wishing [kickedoffthethread]

I wish I can stop time.

 

[The Pi]

Granted but you can't start it again.

I wish I had a life.

 

[sergster1]

Granted but you give up every single game console you owned.
I wish i was a boss in architecture

 

[Shinigami357]

EDIT: Ninja'd. Damn.

Move along tempers, nothing to see here.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

I wish i was a boss in architecture

Granted, but your a boss like Andy Samberg.

I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right now.

 

[Zorua]

Granted but the goblins turn out to be sexy chicks in disguise.

I wish I had the Xbox 720, PS4, Wii 2, 4DS and the NGP.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. You now own every console that will come out for the next five years.
By the way, you're also now blind.

I wish my grandparents would take better care of their computer.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted, their computer now takes care of itself. THe bad news? Its now planning to take over the world.

I wish I could travel in Space and Time with the Doctor.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, you are now a germ.

I wish my download cap was higher.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted you know have 50% more allowance. But everything on the tubes starts using files formats that take up twice the space.


I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

 

[shamiko_]

Granted you know have 50% more allowance. But everything on the tubes starts using files formats that take up twice the space.


I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

granted you are now taller, has balls now has a girl and you have a rabbit.

however you are thin and tall, your balls are tiny and your girl is Rebecca Black oh and your rabbit can talk and thinks your crazy.

and your car got towed away because you failed to pay your car loan.

i wish... i have a new PS3, won't be blind and have 20/20 vision.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted, but your PS3 puts out blurry images and is out of warranty for some reason.

I wish I could spend 1 day as a character in the anime Kampfer (cause that stuffs INSANE!!!)

 

[ProtoKun7]

I wish Stephen Merchant loses his voice whenever he tries to do game voice overs from now on.

Why? Wheatley's great.

Jamstruth: Granted, but your character dies in the first hour and you spend the next 23 very very bored.
(No idea what the anime's about though; clarify?)

I wish for a TARDIS matrix vocaliser.

 

[1234turtles]

I wish Stephen Merchant loses his voice whenever he tries to do game voice overs from now on.

Why? Wheatley's great.

Jamstruth: Granted, but your character dies in the first hour and you spend the next 23 very very bored.
(No idea what the anime's about though; clarify?)

I wish for a TARDIS matrix vocaliser.

granted but you lost interest in it in the first 5 minutes with it.

i wish this thread was stickied

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted.



Now I wish the thread weren't stickied.


(How are you gonna fix that?)

 

[ShakeBunny]

*head aslodes due to inability to corrupt this particular wish*

I wish I were a pony.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Wish granted, but only in the afterlife.

I wish I had more get up and go.

 

[ShakeBunny]

Granted, but it comes in the form of an electric wheelchair.
You are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish for world peace.

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Wish Granted! But too bad that the world turned into a peace sign

I wish I knew Katalin Zamiar personally

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Wish granted, but she rips your heart out with her feet. And makes it look like suicide.

I wish Stephen Merchant loses his voice whenever he tries to do game voice overs from now on.

Why? Wheatley's great.

I don't really know. Wheatley is great, but after a while I found the voice grating. Maybe subconscious guilt by association? I wish I knew exactly why.