Corrupt a wish!

[Overlord Nadrian]

Granted, but all you get is a troll post with no real content whatsoever.

I wish to not become a mod after all!

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but it happend to be on another forum

I wish for the greater good!

 

[person66]

granted, but the greater good turns out to only benefit people that you hate

I wish for a unicorn.

A deadly unicorn.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. You have a deadly unicorn. It kills with it's sparkly penis.

I wish I was a lesbian.

 

[Sausage Head]

granted but you turn into mister garrison or something

i want to ban vulpes abnocto

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Granted! But too bad for you he's banned for 1 minute


I wish I met Katalin Zamiar in person...

 

[Sausage Head]

granted but because i dont know who the fuck that might be he/she wont have a visual appearance. its only in your mind

i wish vulpes abnocto was suspended and banned and demoted and i am sausage head

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Granted! But he is only suspended for a day


I wish I met Katalin Zamiar, or kitana in MKII

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted! but then she immediately does a fatality to end your existence.

I wish I knew what to wish for....

 

[nryn99]

Granted! You now know what you want to wish, but suddenly someone hits you with a hammer on the head. when you wake up you forgot what was your wish.

i wish for a cat. cute one. very cute one.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted! But, it just happens to be a verrrry, verrry cute man-eating smilodon. And you're dinner.

I wish upon a star, that, um, I can have 15000 PHP... Please? For a 3DS?

 

[nryn99]

Granted! You found a wallet with 16000 PHP(1k bonus). But there's something written on it...

Spoiler

Play Money

Granted! But, it just happens to be a verrrry, verrry cute man-eating smilodon. And you're dinner.

hoho!! i won't let it eat me but i don't care if it bites me occasionally. i can forgive it because it's cute. i can do anything for love.

but i do wish to be immortal so that i won't die from Lereu(smilodon) biting me.

 

[Shinigami357]

Very well, you are now immortal... But your pet "cat" dies and you're made to mourn it UNTIL YOU DIE

I wish I can print money (legally)

 

[JoostinOnline]

Very well, you are now immortal... But your pet "cat" dies and you're made to mourn it UNTIL YOU DIE

I wish I can print money (legally)

Granted. Sadly, you receive so many paper cuts from the bills that you bleed to death.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Mountain Dew.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. Now, you're forbidden from eating/drinking anything else and only 2 bathroom breaks per day.

I wish I was immune to paper cuts

EDIT: How can a bill give you a paper cut? Most of them aren't even paper anymore, I think. I think they're mostly cotton or some crap?

 

[nryn99]

Granted! your hands are now made of steel. your hands can't feel anything.

Very well, you are now immortal... But your pet "cat" dies and you're made to mourn it UNTIL YOU DIE

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

i wish for the world to end!!! it's pointless now without Lereu!!!

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. But since you're immortal, you are now trapped in a nothingness FOR ETERNITY (I... WIN!!!)

I wish I can wish for something that is nothing at all but is at the same time, everything.

 

[JoostinOnline]

Granted. But since you're immortal, you are now trapped in a nothingness FOR ETERNITY (I... WIN!!!)

I wish I can wish for something that is nothing at all but is at the same time, everything.

Granted, but you get capped for saying confusing things like that.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted, but now everyone starts wearing lead clothing, all buildings have lead walls, and you can't see anything else in the spectrum other than x-rays.

I wish for the next person to wish for something plausible.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

Granted, but I wish I could think of something to wish for.