Corrupt a wish!

[Jamstruth]

Granted but it is incredibly unreliable and repairs are expensive.

I wish my computer wasn't the most stupid-ass thing in the world.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but now it takes over the world and enslaves humanity.

I wish I could do a 360-flip.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but when you do a flip, you continuously go higher and higher until you hit the sun.

I wish I had an IQ of 250.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but you eventually kill yourself when you realise how futile existence is and get bored of the stupidity of those around you

I wish I was a cat :3

 

[Paarish]

Granted but you get neutered

I wish I was slimmer

 

[anaxs]

granted, but with anorexia

i wish i could fly

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but with anorexia

i wish i could fly

granted, but someone invents anti-gravity and you will be forced to keep living on the ground.

I wish everyone in the third-world had something to eat.

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted. but because you were so kind of wishing that one, Heaven took you earlier meaning you die early.

i wish i could meet Leonardo Dicaprio

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but is only a corpse that is already rotten up.


I wish the girls living on earth is beautiful and only loves me making it my harem

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but you'll turn out to be gay

I wish I had a 3ds.

 

[Maplemage]

Granted but you will need to wear red and green glasses

I wish I could wish.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but you can only wish for bad things to happen to you

I wish I would win the Cute Avatar contest

 

[xalphax]

Granted, you are now a cat boy.

I wish people weren't so ignorant.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but then as they are just as clever as you - you can't show off you great knowledge

I wish I knew why xalphax chose that disturbing Avatar

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted, but he'll never change it FOREVER.

i wish I had a movie poster of Inception

 

[Terminator02]

granted, but he'll never change it FOREVER.

i wish I had a movie poster of Inception

granted, but you put the wrong side against the wall with super glue

I wish Twitter instantly died.

 

[toguro_max]

Granted, but a new service with only 10 letters appeared and became the new sensation.

I wish Sonic 2008 were a good game

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but it's SO good, you cannot stop playing it for any reason.

I wish Skyward Sword would come out sooner.

 

[DarkStriker]

Granted, but came on the old genesis console with crappy graphics

I wish the world came to an end

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but the world is Pluto. Its status as a planet ended.

I wish everywhere had free, fast access to the internet.