Corrupt a wish!

[Domination]

Granted. But it was fucked up. This is not the wish that was not corrupted, by the way. And thus, you die.

I wish George Lucas will lose in my lawsuit against him.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but you make fans of George Lucas angry to the point of murder.

I wish for a new nickname.

EDIT: Forgot a wish.

 

[BlackDave]

Granted but people will laugh at you every time they see you.

I wish my phone could fly

 

[ehayes427]

granted, but it will fly away, and you will have to get a new phone.

i wish i could get a raise.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Your raise comes with a new job:
scraping mold from the skin folds of sumo wrestlers with your teeth.


I wish I had a Playstation 3

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but it was actually 3 PS1s glued together

I wish I had a sandwich.

EDIT: Just realized, this is on page 69.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but it's Egg,Cheese & Ham - & you're a vegan

I wish suicidal Bombers blew only THEMSELVES up and not innocent bystanders

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but then the bombers became non-suicidal

I wish I had a Pikachu in real life

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but it will do a thunder attack every time it sees you.

I wish that everytime I fart, an airplane falls out of the sky.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but you farted inside an airplane.

I wish fish were as intellegent as humans

(

I'm pretty much the only person posting here)

 

[Demonbart]

Granted, but they would take over the world.
I wish that more people would post in this thread.

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but you can't post anymore.

I wish the whole world was in the same time zone.

 

[YayMii]

Granted, but then the sun would a-splode because it tries to shine on all sides of the earth at the same time.

I wish tires were made out of bread.

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but everyone will eat your tyres when they're hungry.

I wish my back wasn't so sore.

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted, but now your neck will ache

i wish I didnt have a mindfuck in inception

 

[sonicsmash2]

granted, but now your neck will ache

i wish I didnt have a mindfuck in inception

granted, but now you have a buttf*ck
I wish I won the game....

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted but you suddenly have amnesia and don't remember it.

I wish I could get drunk for my birthday, today.

 

[The Pi]

Granted but you wake up upside down in a bin.

I wish I had a dish of fried fish.

 

[sonicsmash2]

Granted, but it wasn't fish
I wish I had a falcon punch right now

 

[ehayes427]

granted, but it was aimed at you.

i wish my dsi didn't break and i had to get a ds lite instead.