Corrupt a wish!

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but your aim still sucks, while the other guy's does not.
(What kind of 'draw' were you talking about? )

Crap. Ninja'd by the phoenix.

Granted, but sadly it's limited.
You can only give telekinetic hand jobs.

I wish there weren't so many states in the USA

 

[Domination]

Granted, but instead USA and all the commonwealth countries join UK again and there'll be more states in your country than before.

I wish everybody will revere me, Darth Vader.

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted but people will never end coming to your house and distract you for the rest of your life.

i wish i never poop and stay healthy at the same time

 

[scrtmstr]

granted, but you'll now pee non-stop

I wish my soundcard was fixed.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but you are now deaf.

I wish I had a blueberry cake.

 

[Terminator02]

Granted, but your mouth zipped shut

I want to join into this game

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but now GTFO

I want someone who does my maths homework for me.

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted. that person will be a mathematician. but at the time you will submit your work, all those answers will be wrong.

i wish i owned gbatemp

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but Nintendo closes you down

I wish I could stop those bloody cats from pooping in my garden

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted, but since the cats are away, the dogs will now poop at your garden. too bad.

i want to have a new iphone

 

[scrtmstr]

Granted, but Nintendo closes you down

I wish I could stop those bloody cats from pooping in my garden

granted, but now a herd of sheep with diarrea will come and shit all over you and your garden.

I wish I had a new room.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but it's damn small.

I wish I had more siblings.

 

[Berthenk]

Granted, but they'll scream in your ears 'till your dead.
I wish I had moneyz.

 

[xalphax]

Granted, but now you have A LOT of false friends.

I wish I had balls of steel.

 

[BlackDave]

Granted but you will sink and drown anytime you go to the beach or pool to impress the ladies.

I wish I had a new car

 

[Infinite Zero]

granted, but you only get an old ford mustang

i wish mosquitoes never bit me

 

[kicknhorse]

Granted! But your blood cannot be as sweet as it is to be granted.

I wish I was at home right now...

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but it was in the middle of burning down to the ground.

I wish for a cookie!

 

[The Pi]

granted but it is poisoned.

I wish I had a wish that wasn't corrupted.

 

[gameboy13]

I wish the foolishly foolish fools on this foolish website died foolishly.