Corrupt a wish!

[Midna]

Granted, but the world they took over is one created by your own mind.

I wish I had a Tok'ra symbiote.

Granted, but it would actually be a go'uld in disguise (wow, someone else in the world who watche(d)s stargate)

I wish I had a super computer that could hack anything and do my every will at my word.

 

[Holaitsme]

wish granted, but it costs 3000 dollars a day.

I wish that this topic keeps getting bumped.

 

[Midna]

Granted, but a mod will delete it after the third bump.

I wish for a complete backup of all the ROMs and ISOs (etc.) in existence.

 

[myuusmeow]

Wish granted, but your hard drive dies right after you finish transferring 200 TB of data to it.

I wish I had more time off from school.

 

[Midna]

...In which you could be drafted to the army and go to boot camp.

I wish That a T-Rex would come and trample a few specific kids in my class. (That's pretty corrupt as it is.)

 

[Noitora]

I wish nobody would have bumped this topic.

 

[MegaAce™]

Granted.

I wish an felt tip

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but the felt tip is on the end of your penis.

I wish we still played these fun forum games.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but they must all be played by people who constantly get it wrong.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[Langin]

Granted, but they must all be played by people who constantly get it wrong.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Wish granted, but your brain will explode after.

I wish, that I find very soon a new boyfriend(meh my old one has broken up

)

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but he is 70 years old.

I wish I had power.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but the power you have doesn't affect anything.

I wish my friend was back from badminton.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but he/she got mugged on the way back.

I wish big brother would last for 20 more series's

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but the houses will be empty.

I wish I had a Nokia N900.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but it is impossible to charge or change the battery.

I wish I knew a hitman.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but he immediately starts taking counteroffers to kill you instead.

I wish I could punch people via the internet.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but every time you do so your life gets one year shorter.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but none of them will ever come true.

I wish for total world disaster.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but the disaster happens on Neptune.

I wish I had a Pandora.

 

[ykhan]

granted
but it bricks your psp
i wish i had rocketboots