Corrupt a wish!

[pokemongalaxy]

granted, you grow .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mm. the girl didnt have a phone.
I wish pokemon platinum would come out sooner, and I was definitely getting it...on my r4 or for real...

 

[skawo96]

Granted, but yours DS will broke.
I wish to get new hardrive.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but the new harddrive is loaded with un-delete-able horse pr0n. And one Hentai vid. But its scrambled.

I wish my Montana trip in two days is decent.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. It's the coming back afterwards that's indecent.

I wish that the next person's wish doesn't get corrupted.

 

[euphemism]

Granted. It's the coming back afterwards that's indecent.

I wish that the next person's wish doesn't get corrupted.

Granted, but I wish for a corrupted wish.

I wish for a corrupted wish! (something with ponies)

 

[skawo96]

Granted, but ponies will hate you

I want to complete Subspace Emissary with 100%

 

[euphemism]

Granted, but ponies will hate you

I want to complete Subspace Emissary with 100%

Granted, but a new content pack is downloaded from wifi adding secret items and levels.

I wish not to get my ex-girlfriend back.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. You really don't get her back.

I wish my friends were online! T_T

 

[skawo96]

Granted, but for a second

I wish to have more money

 

[euphemism]

Granted, but for a second

I wish to have more money

Granted, but it's all in pennies and they go out of circulation.

I wish to be able to speak japanese

 

[KDH]

Granted, you can speak perfect Japanese... But you have no idea what you're saying or what's being said back.

I wish I had an FTL capable space ship.

 

[euphemism]

Granted, you can speak perfect Japanese... But you have no idea what you're saying or what's being said back.

I wish I had an FTL capable space ship.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could fly.

 

[KDH]

Granted, but to do so you must buy my amazing new oxygen-ion powered jet pack.

I wish I had a real human skeleton in my closet.

 

[Mangofett]

Granted, but its stolen property so the FBI are coming to your door.

I wish there were good games for the Wii

 

[Orc]

Granted, but its stolen property so the FBI are coming to your door.

I wish there were good games for the Wii

Granted but they all involve sticking the Wiimote somewhere very uncomfortable.
I wish I trip and stab myself accidentally with this spoon.

 

[euphemism]

Granted, but its stolen property so the FBI are coming to your door.

I wish there were good games for the Wii

Granted but they all involve sticking the Wiimote somewhere very uncomfortable.
I wish I trip and stab myself accidentally with this spoon.

Granted, but the spoon is made of solidified magnesium and catches fire when it breaks up inside of your body.

I wish to eat cereal with that spoon.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But the spoony portion is gone and your left licking a stick!

I wish there were 72 hours in a day, and I only needed 2-4 hours of sleep a day, and could be productive and motivated to finish the things that I want to during all my waking hours.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but the plants get too much light and cant adjust quickly enough and die.

i wish EA made good games again.

 

[skawo96]

granted, but the plants get too much light and cant adjust quickly enough and die.

i wish EA made good games again.

Granted, but they are too expensive to ya'

I wish to not play SSE again. No.
So I wish to not get my Wii memory formatted.

 

[euphemism]

granted, but it gets formatted anyway.

I wish for a new cellphone.