Corrupt a wish!

[pokemongalaxy]

Oh yah..uh I wish that I could get samuses power suit and become dark samus!!!MUHAHAHAHAW!

 

[distorted.freque]

Pokemongalaxy does not even try to corrupt my wish. How sad...D:

Very well. Wait. Isn't Samus a girl? D: You get boobs out of this.

I wish for my wish to granted.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

Granted, but then the government takes away your wish for tax purposes.
I wish I got samuses powersuit but the male version of it>AKA: MACHOSUIT

 

[miruki]

Granted, but it's so manly every girl you meet instantly faints and every guy instantly wants to kill you!

I wiiiiiiiish... I had a wish!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. It gets corrupted.

I wish pokemongalaxy would just admit to his female tendencies.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

???I like myself just the way I am.
So granted but IMMEDIATELY CORRUPTED.
I wish distorted would change the F***n topic...Sorry, got a little spazy

 

[miruki]

Granted, but all he admits is that he got manboobs. (lol don't hit me pokemongalaxy)

I wish d.f would be online on MSN now. ;__;

Awwwww man I'm always too slow.

Granted, she changes the topic to the fact that you secretly like guys!

I still wish for d.f in my MSN. D:

 

[pokemongalaxy]

I only weigh like less then 110pounds, so just shutup (Im sorry but I gotta react, dont I?)

 

[miruki]

maybe you're really small, then that could still mean you got them manboobs. XD (Noo I don't mean that seriously!)

and now hush the off topic chat!

Granted, she changes the topic to the fact that you secretly like guys!

I still wish for d.f in my MSN. D:

 

[pokemongalaxy]

Ps: miriki see my post 10pgs ago, where I said I like a girl!!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But she annoys the crap out of you. :3

I wish for several things. But most of all...I wish for pokemongalaxy to stop being offtopic!

 

[miruki]

granted, but now he'll corrupt or wishes even worse!

I wish for time to stop now!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

granted, but pokemongalaxy lets you know that he still has offtopic topics to tout......every few seconds.


I wish for heftier processors in the NDS

 

[miruki]

Granted, but they remove the touchscreen in return.

I wish I had more coke cola. ;_;

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted but i turns into bread.

I wished I could wish for something.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, the djinni grants you the first thing that pops into your head. You're now a girl.

I wish I could have thought of something wittier.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You had the wittiest thought of your life, but forgot it the moment you were about to express it.

I wish I was a master of my self.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But in doing so, you are also a slave to yourself.

I wish I knew what that meant.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But knowing makes you crazy and you are committed to a facility.

I wish I could write a truly inspirational story, completely.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But I am your only fan. :3

I wish gizmo_gal's book/story was more successful. :3