Corrupt a wish!

[Holaitsme]

granted, but the spaceship blows up as its heading of to space

i wish i found the cure for cancer

 

[pokemongalaxy]

Granted, but you find out pokemongalaxy was a compulsive liar. His video-game collection equated to nothing more than a shoe box and an old rick astley cd.

I wish gizmo_gal's avatar would stop distracting me with it's cuteness. It took me 10 minutes to write this.

Actually, I have about 10 legit ds games, and 2 legit wiigames, along with pokemon crystal and yellow and mario gallery for gbc, and smw+pkmnruby+pkmn firered+This thing called 120games in one(this thing that plays a bunch of nes games) for gba.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

granted, but the spaceship blows up as its heading of to space

i wish i found the cure for cancer

Granted, but then you get amnesia!!HAHA, then you get cancer (no offense pal)
I wish they made a virtual reality gaming console that feels like real life(I hope nintendo's reading this and nnot microsoft or sony^^)

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But you find that everything truly is real and that you can no longer come back to the real world. Look out for that dragon!!!

I wish I can join pokemongalaxy. I've always wanted to get eaten by a dragon. :3

 

[pokemongalaxy]

Granted, well now we're eaten by the dragon, thnx a lot for dragging me into this!!LOL
I wish I found a cure for everything bad in the world...and didnt get amnesia!!HAHA

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. Because of your extraordinary medical breakthroughs, a lot more people get to live...now the whole world is overpopulated. Nice going...genius.

I wish I know what to do with my life.

(Oh, and since we got eaten, you didn't really corrupt my wish. :3)

 

[PBC]

Granted. But you realize what to do with your life is continue corrupting wishes forever...which leaves you where you started in the first place.

I wish that cats came with their own captions in real life.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But the captions have a weird side-effect on these cats. They now explode every time they see a camera. No more lolcats. :'(

I wish I had a cat.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

Granted, but your cat turned out to be a baby lion instead...Oh yeah, and it's untamable, and eats anything...

I wish I could teach my dog to talk

 

[distorted.freque]

Lion!

Personally, I like Siberian Tigers more. :3 You, pokemongalaxy, just fail at corrupting my wishes. It's like, you secretly know the real intent behind them. (And no, I don't mind getting eaten by a lion. It's a better death than most.)

Granted. After discovering its ability to talk, it now likes to discuss a lot of political, social, philosophical and controversial issues, all of which make your head swim. The rest of the family thinks its cute. (The next day, the dog realizes the stupidity that is humankind and decides to take over the world through the use of puppy dog eyes.)

I wish I could meet your dog. :3

 

[pokemongalaxy]

As in a pic? I might be able to get that...Do you want a pic of it?

 

[distorted.freque]

I want to talk to it. D:

 

[miruki]

I want to take over the world with it! XD

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. :3 But only if you agree to marry it.

I wish I can be part of the wedding ceremony.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

here it is, I hosted the pic on my website, pokemongalaxy: http://pikachugalaxy.webs.com/DSC01423.JPG

 

[pokemongalaxy]

Isnt he cute? His name's "Muffin" and he's a male, so I hope that mirukis a girl...

Oh and granted, but I have to be there as well!!MUHAHAHAHAW
I wish that you guys will like my dog^^How can you corrupt a wish like that?

 

[miruki]

Granted, but you realize you're deeply in love with me and cry the whole night!

I.. wish.. I could stay up all night! ;_;

(Aww... cute doggie... I don't mind the marriage XD)

ack too slow.

Granted, but we like him so much we kidnap him from you!

I still wish I could stay up all night!

 

[pokemongalaxy]

lol I dont even know you that well

Anyways, granted but you die because you couldnt get any sleep after 10 straight days

 

[miruki]

lol I dont even know you that well

it was directed at distorted.frequency's wish.. ^^;; I was just too slow ;_;

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. Wait. Wish please?

Oh, I would really do that for you, miruki.

It's better this way...that we do not meet.

I wish to find out why.