Corrupt a wish!

[Gamesphere]

Granted, but you are inspired to start a Neo Holocaust.

I wish I was the greatest martial artist in the world.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted but its hard to do martial arts as a sphere.


I wish I had 1000 more wishes.

 

[PBC]

Granted. But the 1000 more wishs are taxed by the government. Sooo after taxes you recieve 3. And 996 go to halliburton, and 1 to the government, who wishes they never gave you wishs. So...you end up with nothing.

I wish rockband instruments worked with Guitar Hero games and visa versa.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but its pointless as now both games get the same songs, and play exactly the same now too.

i wish i had no worries.

 

[Angel_of_God]

Granted, but you die because you don't worry about jumping off the golden gate bridge.


I wish a had a girlfriend and that this wish couldnt be corrupted in any way.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. She's the girl of your dreams...really pretty...and she's from hell. Whatcha gonna do now, Mr. Angel? Fall from grace?

I wish I knew what's going on here at Gbatemp.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

@distorted
granted, but then you get memory loss...xD
I wish I could have superpowers...
Edit 1: kamekamehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

 

[Prophet]

Granted, but the signals cellphones emit are like kryptonite to you.

I wish it was dinner time. I are hungry

 

[pokemongalaxy]

@prophet
granted, but then you have to eat something nasty, giving you explosive diarrhea...?, and vommiting.
Yes!I get another wish!!I wish my friend *cough: who's a very pretty girl* wont go back to Korea

Edit 1: Apparently, no one is able to corrupt my wish up to now!!
Edit 2: Curse you distorted!! (J/k)

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. In your happiness to find out that she's not moving anymore, you slip and tell her that you have those uh...kinds of "thoughts" about her which scares the crap out of her, making the trip an inevitable one.

I wish for kindness.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

granted, but people were so kind to you, you commited suicide

I wish for unlimited wishes that cannot get taken by government taxes or in any other matter, anything!! Then I wish for my last wish to not get corrupted!HAHAHA BEAT THAT

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. You get an unlimited number of wishes, thus, spamming this thread and no one wishes to play this game anymore because of you. Yes. You're last wish does not get corrupted. Yes. The limitations are gone. Yes. There's a mob waiting outside your door.

Have a nice day.

I wish to learn the truth.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

You learn the truth, but you couldnt handle it. You fainted...?
I wish the mob was gone!!
Edit:K sorry, I take the unlimited wishes off...but my last wish isnt corrupted...HURRAH!!

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. In their place is a firing squad.
(Farewell, I knew you not--only you headband wearing, Naruto Cosplaying Pikachu avatar which I always found adorable)

I wish that when pokemongalaxy dies he would bequeath me his video games!

 

[Prophet]

Granted, but you find out pokemongalaxy was a compulsive liar. His video-game collection equated to nothing more than a shoe box and an old rick astley cd.

I wish gizmo_gal's avatar would stop distracting me with it's cuteness. It took me 10 minutes to write this.

 

[Holaitsme]

granted but you die

i wish i was better than rodney mullen

 

[xalphax]

now you are better than rodney mullen, but at math ^^

i wish i would learn how to sweep pick already. (guitar stuff)

 

[jan777]

grantd but the moment you touch a guitar it transforms to a flute

wish i my japanese wii would get the menu translated to english

 

[Holaitsme]

granted but it was translated by the people who translated zero wing

i wish i had a ds modchip

r.i.p r4/m3

 

[xalphax]

granted, but its an mk6

i wish i had a spaceship with a biosphere.