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Granted...but considering the fact that you've already asked for this before, your one true love gets angry at you for feeling that she's not good enough for you and leaves you for a Moomba. >_<

I wish I wasn't human.
 
distorted.frequency said:
Granted...but considering the fact that you've already asked for this before, your one true love gets angry at you for feeling that she's not good enough for you and leaves you for a Moomba. >_<

I wish I wasn't human.
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Granted, but you turn into an alien and die from earth's atmosphere.

I wish that my girl would give me a blow job.
 
Granted, but she takes it literally and actually blows until your testicles explode.

I wish the next person will give me a hug, kupo!
 
Granted. Here you go, kupo...Oh, and did I mention that I'm still holding on to the lance I carried for defense when I was asking for a hug from Bonemonkey? >_< Sorry, Narin. Didn't mean to impale you.

I wish I could help other people to be happier!
 
Then get off your butt and get to spreading the happy!

I mean, uhm...granted. Heres one pass to "Happy Land" and you can take 10 miserable and depressed people with you. Too bad Happy Land is a toddler version of a run down Chuck E Cheese and it only makes the miserable people with you want to kill themselves because they feel mocked and ridiculed.

I wish...my family lived in a big house with 100 million dollars in the bank and no back debts so we were totally financially secure--because all of that would mean I've got my own room, built to my custom wishes and filled with the latest and greatest of technology.
 
Granted, but in typical parent style they run off with the money and don't tell you where they live - so it means you don't get your room unfortunately.

I wish I was born in the year 1900 so I could have been a bootlegger during prohibition.
 
Granted. But your pandas stupid, slow and uncoordinated so he cant fight--you try to train him, but he's a loser, the only time he gets a combo right he accidentally kills you.

I wish, I had a 6 gig micro sd card.
 
granted but the micro sd card had to much space so it exploded in your hands and now your screwd
i wish there would be a big tounry when ssbb comesout in europe
 
Granted...you get me.
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I wish I had something to do! I'm so restless right now. D:
 
Granted. You're sweetly dreaming by now probably...

I wish I'd gotten here sooner and seen DF's post...and that I wasn't so lazy and would just type out her whole name*


*especially since I've typed all this out already
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Granted. But you cant make it and theres a horrific natural disaster in your area that shuts down all technology and stops all thru traffic from neighboring towns. You have no news whatsoever of E3 2008 until its time for E3 2009.

I wish...I had a loyal and good natured dog.
 
Granted but you have no subscribers and spend so much on advertisement that you go broke.

I wish I had a 12 acre farm and 5 million dollars to aide me in the revival of that farm and to be a safety net for me should that farm fail.
 
Granted. But a natural disaster destroyed home and now theres nothing left to go back to.

I wish the damage from the hurricanes would finally be repaired/rebuilt and a fixed so that life could finally go back to normal...
 

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