Corrupt a wish!

[Leamonde.Halcyon]

Granted, she now sings constantly inside your head.

I wish FFTA2 would come faster!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but due to the amount of bugs they weren't able to fix from having to release it sooner, it sucked majorly.

I wish I could finish the chapter I was writing. >_>

 

[Rehehelly]

Granted, except your hand breaks afterwards

I wish One Piece was real. (The anime ¬.¬)

 

[Leamonde.Halcyon]

EDIT: granted but the world is about to end

I wish Xenosaga I & II would be localized

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted...but you are in an accident and loose your ability to speak, understand or even relearn english. You're a modern marvel for the medical world while XenoSaga is so popular in english that they delete it in every other form...

I wish I would wake up. I feel drowsy...

 

[Narin]

Granted, but now you can never fall asleep again.

I wish it wasn't storming outside

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, instead it's storming in your bedroom.

I wish I was ruler of the world...

 

[ojsinnerz.]

Granted, but it's storming inside.

I wish I can have some bacon.

 

[The Worst]

granted. but it's tofu!!1
I wish my AC would work it's been over 90 for like 4 days now!

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but it begins to snow and now your AC is broken in a way that it wont go off and you cant unplug it.

I wish I could talk to animals

 

[Sephi]

granted, but you can no longer speak to humans

I wish I knew a good game to play on my DS

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. you find the perfect game--but your DS breaks right before you save your state for the first time and you cant buy/borrow a DS from anyone else for 6 years for various strokes of illluck, misfortune and bad karma.

I wish I really could exchange my ability to speak with humans for the ability to speak with and understand on an empathetic level all other living creatures.

 

[ojsinnerz.]

Granted. you find the perfect game--but your DS breaks right before you save your state for the first time and you cant buy/borrow a DS from anyone else for 6 years for various strokes of illluck, misfortune and bad karma.

I wish I really could exchange my ability to speak with humans for the ability to speak with and understand on an empathetic level all other living creatures.

Granted, but earth explodes.

I wish I had tried to kill myself.

 

[Sephi]

granted, but you failed miserably, leaving you with a slow painful death that went on for 100 hours before the earth exploded

I wish the earth never asploded

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. The earth imploded.


I wish I could be a shapeshifter and turn in to other people and animals at will and hold those forms for as long as I like and never be found out by anyone else

 

[xalphax]

granted, but this one day you cant shift back

i wish more people would use linux.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but everyone in the entire world starts using linux now and because of the large market share, all the spyware vendors and virus writers start targeting linux and all the newbs use it now. Thanks to you, linux is now uncool and the next windows.

I wish the next person would slap him or her self.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. I renamed my sister "Himor-Herself" and slapped her

I wish this baby would be quiet and stay calm until his mama gets back.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but that's only because the baby is planning something evil for when his mama gets back. D:

I wish I had a cool avatar.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but your avatar is so cool and awesome that you end up getting banned due to the staff being jealous of it.

I wish that I find my one true love one day, kupo!