Corrupt a wish!

[ojsinnerz.]

Granted, but it turns out to be a lie.

I wish I wished that I would wish for wishes.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but your wishes where corupted
i wish my shit was gold (24K)

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but thats before it exits your anus. Welcome to expensive constipation.

I wish i didn't have any work to do today.

 

[Minox]

Granted, but you'll have to work the whole night.

I wish I didn't listen to this annoying song.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but your ears fell of so you cant listen to any music now
i wish my penis wasnt 23 inches long

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but now its -2 inches.

I wish I had 10 million dollars after taxes.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but you lose it on the street and the bank where its kept is robbed!

I wish I hadn't "corupted" my own wish.

 

[Sonicslasher]

Granted but now its -2 inches.

I wish I had 10 million dollars after taxes.

Granted but it's monopoly money

I wish for a uncorrupted wish.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but now its -2 inches.

I wish I had 10 million dollars after taxes.

Granted but it's monopoly money

I wish for a uncorrupted wish.

Granted, but you get a corroded wish and its DOA

I wish I had one of every Handheld made and the entire library for each and every one.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you dont have hands to hold them you will play with your feet

i wish my sig wasnt funny

 

[gizmo_gal]

Its not.

I mean, Granted. Your sig isn't funny.

I wish I'd come up with a more creative way to corupt your wish

 

[PBC]

Granted but the creativeness is along the lines of how schizophrenic people hallucinate voices, images, smells etc. So nobody can tell you are being creative at all, it all exists in your head...and it comes out as wordsalad IE. Purple Monkey dishwasher hotpocket fang turtle lamp

I wish this thread would continue forever and bring joy to all those who visit it and post within.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But most of the posting is done by only 15 or so people so they get so happy that the rest of GBATemp users resent them for their good moods and hunt them down and hang them by their toes until they die from blood overload in the brain.

I wish I'd effectively corupted that wish with fewer words.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but then you used twice as many thanking me.

I wish I had a particular hot chick from GBATemp here with me now.

 

[OSW]

granted but it's a trap.

I really wish juicy_mokro's signature was of an appropriate size, conforming to forum regulations.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but its not rezised its removed!!
i wish i had some macaroni cheese here!

 

[B-Blue]

Granted, but it's full of worms

I wish for nothing

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but as a free bonus prize but you get lots of stuff.

I wish I was allowed to go on a killing rampage.

 

[WeaponXxX]

Granted but your killing rampage consist of you stepping on a fire ant hill killing hundreds.

I wish that I was Tony Stark

 

[Sonicslasher]

Granted, But you are now stuck in a comic book for the rest of eternity.

I wish.