Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but now your minds strained from always being so completely enthralled by one task/subject and whenever you have something to do, no matter how strenuous or hard you cant take a break until its done and you go and die from the stress.

I wish I was certain about what paul1991 meant by "focus" (Mentally or visually :?)

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but now you know so we cant let you live
i wish i wasnt ill

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, you're healthy as a horse--infact, you are a horse.

I wish I had a cabin

 

[WildWon]

Granted. Now Barbie has a place to drive her Dream Car!

I wish i have a large tasty, uncorruptable dinner waiting for when i get home from work tonight.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but your house is ransacked jsut moments before you get home so you lose your games, your dinner and have to shell out for a new back door.

I wish I had a private island.

 

[Dingler]

Granted but you're to solve endless amounts of slide-puzzles while there.

I wish I could fly

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but the wind currents are too strong, you're forced into a jet stream and sucked into the turbine engine of a jumbo jet and die a horribly slow and gruesome death.

I wish Bending was real and I was a Bender


(Bending from A:tla)

 

[Upperleft]

Wrong topic,Wrong topic,Wrong topic,Wrong topic
please delete this post

 

[juicy_mokro]

i wish i knew what upperleft is saying

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but the wind currents are too strong, you're forced into a jet stream and sucked into the turbine engine of a jumbo jet and die a horribly slow and gruesome death.

I wish Bending was real and I was a Bender


(Bending from A:tla)

Granted, but your bending ability is limited to that of marshmallow fluff. But, bend away!

I wish i had the ability to write my name on any surface, the same way i can write my name in snow.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but you're jailed for vandalism and your hands fall get eaten on the first night of your stay.

I wish that marshmallow fluff was an element and common all over the planet

 

[Narin]

Granted, but now the earth is made out of marshmallow fluff and everything sinks and sticks to its soft, gooey mantle.

I wish I had more free time

 

[GbaDoctor]

Granted, but when you're about to enjoy it you'll get an hell of a cold.

I wish i had a better salary so i can buy alot of retro games.

 

[Narin]

Granted, but with the bigger salary, you have to work a lot more, longer hours and such and have no more time to play any games.

I wish it would stop raining

 

[KDH]

Granted, all the water on Earth has now been moved into space and formed into a giant ball. Unfortunately it gets knocked into the sun during a freak meteor shower.

I wish I was the captain of a non-relativistic FTL-capable starship.

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted,but your crew shall turn on their captain.
I wish I had Plasma TV.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but calamity strikes earth and renders all technology useless. Back to the methods of the 1100's people!

I wish I was 40lbs lighter and eczema free!

 

[gizmo_gal]

HEllo?!?!?

Someone curropt my wish so we keep going!!!

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted but calamity strikes earth and renders all technology useless. Back to the methods of the 1100's people!

I wish I was 40lbs lighter and eczema free!

Granted,you will become anorexic and will have to use this formula to become ecezma free.
use this mixture...and you will be fine....
1/4C. olive oil
3 tbs honey
2 tbs liquid vitamin E(the thick kind...14,000/24,000) I like J/a/s/o/n/s in a little yellow bottle...about $5.00 a bottle...

mix well, wash hands and area...use a sterile,cotton pad and apply the mixture to the effected area...you may cover if you like...or just make sure nothing comes into contack with the mixture untill it's had time to obsorb into the skin.
The honey, vitamin, is a natural healer. The olive oil is a moisturizer in itself. The area should start looking better within a few days. You shouldn't have any burning or itching. You have enough to save in a container to use for future uses...good luck.

I wish???? ??? ???????? ??? ????

 

[cruddybuddy]

Granted, but what you thought was random Arabic characters was actually a wish to get banned for having 200 posts on this forum.

I wish I could move to the UK.