Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it has some game breaking bugs

I wish I wasn't a glitch magnet.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but this wish grant is two days late.
I wish for a bagel.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's filled with raisins

I wish I didn't find them so detestable.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted you find them delicious now, and I stick to hating them.
I wish to throw my raisin filled bagel at your face since you put raisins in it

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I die from raisin allergy

I wish I knew why that horse tasted just like raisins.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but the information is locked away in a chest
I wish for my headache to go away

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you don't have any chance of obtaining psychic powers

I wish I would stop seeing the future >_>; it's like getting a spoiler...

 

[chavosaur]

Granted you now see forty two years into the past.
I wish little kids would stop sending me dumb swapnotes.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.

Their 3DSses explode.


I wish I got someone to talk to that understands me ;/
Or I wish for waffles.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted you get a chavosaur with a plate of waffles. But the waffles have no syrup...
I wish i wasnt out of cereal.

 

[The Milkman]

Both granted, but the person is deaf and they ate the waflees.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I add the above people's FCs

I wish for a cookie jar filled with cookies

 

[Fear Zoa]

Granted, but the jar is also filled with spiders.

I wish for some pizza.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but theres "sausage" on it...

I wish for a fish

 

[broitsak]

Granted but its rotten
I wish Frozen wouldn't like tales of abyss anymore

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, I now love it

I wish you would give it a chance.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but he gets his ass handed to him by

Spoiler

Neblim

and never manages to defeat her.
I wish Namco Bandai didn't change so many things in making Tale Phantasia a game.
(Because of that, Vesperia is my favourite game in the series, with Phantasia being a close second.)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now tales of games play more like star ocean.

I wish for a page with some relevance to April 20th

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Ugh... I hate Star Ocean.
Granted, biut that page is erased from history, so your wish can't be granted.
I wish to buy a collection of every Ys game.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now by some freak force of nature, everything you own that ever could, and ever will play ys, always explodes when you try to play any of the ys games.

I wish I to try playing ys again but... ark's loading times still haunt me.