Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you have shorter days

I wish for a long rubberized rod of some sort...

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but a raven steals it.
I wish it wasn't raining Tetris blocks outside.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's now raining ice cream

I wish the ice cream didn't melt :/

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, it freezes into an inedible block.
I wish i had socks that didnt have holes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but none of them fit.

I wish for some meat.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, its cow flesh.
I wish people would stop questioning my love for rare steak

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now question how you got said steak.

I wish to burn a witch

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, is the good witch from the wizard of oz, and dorothy never made it home cuz she never figured out what the hell she was supposed to do at the end of the movie and she is slowly tortured to death by singing midgets, until her body is consumed by the cowardly lion.
I wish i was cool.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you are locked in a refrigerator

I wish I had AC :/

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but i couldnt tell if you wanted assassins creed or snimal crossing so now your stuck with assassins crossing.
I wish i wasnt so bored.

 

[LunaWofl]

Actually it was airconditioning

Granted, but pour salt on snails.

I wish I could experiment on human beings :/

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but the human beings are bunnys in disguise.
I wish for my new pokemon team to kick many asses

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are no match for my pokesav edited team...

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with perfect cheating :/

 

[chavosaur]

Granted now your obsessed with making sure all your pokemon resemble food.
I wish you knew that my new team will also be pokesav edited.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you know that all my pokemon have no type, and all have wonder guard...

... I wish I could use them online...

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but everyone uses the exact same team so now your stuck in online battles until the hour time limit runs out.
I wish for there to be a pokemon where pokemon battle mortal kombat style instead of turn based

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's horribly unbalanced

I wish black and white didn't scale EXP gained...

 

[chavosaur]

Granted now it messes up EV'S.
I wish the next pokemon game is purple.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all it's exclusives are worse than pokemon pink

I wish for a pokemon pink.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but all its exclusives are worse then pokemon turquoise.
I wish for pokemon...

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