Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but doodly doodly doop

I wish for a time machine

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's Mr. caffeine

I wish for KI

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I begin to spoil the story.

I wish to know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets...

 

[LunaWofl]

True, but I already granted that before :/

I wish I remembered to carry the 8

 

[FireGrey]

granted but you could not be bothered

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but your wish ceases to exist

I wish for a jar of dirt

 

[FireGrey]

Granted but the jar is made of dirt so it falls apart.

I wish that i wished last post.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you edit that post.

I wish obtaining souls was easier

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now there's too many for you to collect.

I wish to shoot straws with a rubber band.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the rubber bands wear out just as you start to aim

I wish for some marionettes...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the strings are tangled.

I wish to watch a roller skating chicken.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's already Kentucky fried...

I wish to appear in peoples dreams and plant subliminal messages, like going to work naked, and brushing teeth with sandpaper...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the only message you can leave is "watch ponies"

I wish to know how the first and second season of mlp made it into my flash drive...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it involved the employ of a bright orange costumed ninja, BELIEVE IT!!!

I wish someone would believe it ;O;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but he isn't wearing a bright orange costume

I wish to make everyone drink a 1L carton of expired milk.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the world can't stop pooping!!!

I wish to know why this milk is expired

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it expired before I was even born.

I wish to know why we're drinking expired milk in the first place.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, because a ninja told us to...

I wish it was doctor who instead :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but he's a pony

I wish for an oar.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you still encounter sea ponies

I wish they weren't so sadistic o_o