Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now have a headache at all times, and a subtle voice in the back of your head trying to tell you what's going to happen in advance

I wish I would stop getting headaches so frequently... makes it seem like ive got a brain tumor, which i don't... :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you permanently brained your damage.

I wish to stop falling back asleep every time I wake up...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you wake up when you start falling asleep...

I wish my cat would stop following me...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it starts to put stuff on you when you sleep.

I wish I could put stuff on top of my hamsters

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but it will kill him/her



i wish for more sleep

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you never wake up

I wish I could start experimenting on living humans

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you become glados~

I wish to bake a cake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all you bake is a lie...

I wish for a half baked lie

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's still batter for a delicious lie.

I wish to eat a lie in one huge gulp.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but future hydreigon gets a wicked bad tummy ache

I wish for doctor who

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the telephone booth is broken.

I wish for doctor whooves~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now we're all sane in the eyes of other people.

I wish for insanity

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everypony is now a pony...

I wish to infect the world with random

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but gal in teh world sea drop end walrfus infinitum

I wish monocle

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, top hat

I wish bubble pipe

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, detective derpy, derping diva~

I wish for a muffin fan fic...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's a clopfic about derpy's muffin fetish

I wish for that one fanfic about cupcakes...what was it again?

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, Muffins

I wish for floor icecream

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but are you a buzzard, pit FI?

I wish to know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it simply lost its head three steps prior~

I wish humans could take five steps and die after I tell them a joke... instead of instantly...