Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now have yet another hamster

I wish I could get a hampster here ._.;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they rapidly multiply.

I wish they didn't have such a short lifespan

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they're your pets now~

I wish for crazy hamster lady

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are now immortal

I wish to deal with this newfound epidemic...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but that status is short lived

I wish I had more than one cat

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you begin putting them on top of another cat while it's sleeping.

I wish I could approach my hamsters without them scurrying away ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you become the least threatening thing in the known universe... PINKIE PIE~

I wish there was some sort of grim dark fanfic revolving around pinkie :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I kinda forgot the name of it...was it "muffins" or something?

I wish to know the name of it.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, I think it was oatmeal

I wish to know what rainbow factory is about

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, ask Chi-chan...
wait, actually don't

I wish you forgot about...a little somethig... ;O;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I still ask dispite having no memory of what it is I'm meant to ask

I wish to take names and chew bubble gum...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you are all out of gum.

I wish for a hat

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is made out of bubble gum

I wish to see someone, with hair, wear a bubble gum based hat ._.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it gets stuck to your hair.

I wish for explosive bubble gum.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it replaces sticky bombs...

I wish to know what I would think right before knowing a sticky bomb attached to me would blow up...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's not a bomb...but it certainly is sticky...

I wish I knew how I earned the name H-chan~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the clue is in the name "H-chan" stemming to "ecchi"

I wish to scream YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ if I'm ever to plummit to my death~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you never fall~

I wish to scream YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY every moment I get~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but if you're like me, you'll get aLOT of weird looks from onlookers...

I wish for rocket powered boots...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you're forced to shout YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY every time you use them, and you can't take them off

I wish to take off the ears