(corny) pickup lines!

[tinymonkeyt]

teehee
they make me ROFL
but post your corny (or not) pickup lines!
p.s. please limit yourself to only like 3 per post

If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes
Im a fermata, hold meee
if you were a booger, i'd pick you!
:]

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

"Got a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell for you"

 

[HEARDATBEAT]

you must be from heaven cause i've got an erection

 

[DarkAura]

Aight, let's doooooo this. Those, off NAO.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Aight, let's doooooo this. Those, off NAO.

dude if someone said that to me
id run away. fast.

 

[Bob Evil]

"Here's some change ... call your mother and tell her you wont be home tonight."



or, if you want a really nasty one ...


"Ya know, if you say yes, then what I'm about to do wont be classed as rape."

 

[SavageWaffle]

"are you a thief? because you just stole my heart"

 

[dice]

dice doesn't do corny pick up lines

 

[Bob Evil]

dice doesn't do corny pick up lines

He just does GHB

Roofie Colada, anyone?

 

[.TakaM]

bond, james bond.

edit-

wanna go back to my place and post on testing all night?

 

[moozxy]

If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

Damnit! I was so gonna post that, it made me chuckle..

My other favorite:
Was your father a thief?
Because...I like your boobs.

 

[Westside]

Fuck you!

My favourite.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

Damnit! I was so gonna post that, it made me chuckle..

My other favorite:
Was your father a thief?
Because...I like your boobs.

isnt it was your father a thief cuz you just stole my heart?

 

[SavageWaffle]

yea i think so...

 

[moozxy]

No.. you're right I got it a little wrong..
It's:
I REALLY LIKE YOUR BOOBS

 

[tinymonkeyt]

oh wait it was
is your father a thief because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes

 

[CockroachMan]

Nice legs.. which time they open?

 

[Bob Evil]

If I said you had a beautiful body ... well, I'd be lying ... but, I'd still fuck you.

 

[Westside]

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.

 

[helpme]

if you scream bitch ill slit your throat.........