(corny) pickup lines!

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  1. tinymonkeyt
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    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    teehee
    they make me ROFL
    but post your corny (or not) pickup lines!
    p.s. please limit yourself to only like 3 per post

    If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes
    Im a fermata, hold meee
    if you were a booger, i'd pick you!
    :]
     
  2. ZAFDeltaForce

    ZAFDeltaForce Specialist

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    "Got a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell for you"
     
  3. HEARDATBEAT

    HEARDATBEAT GBAtemp Regular

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    you must be from heaven cause i've got an erection
     
  4. DarkAura

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    Over there.
    Aight, let's doooooo this. Those, off NAO.
     
  5. tinymonkeyt
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    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    dude if someone said that to me
    id run away. fast.
     
  6. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

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    Out of the corner of your eye
    "Here's some change ... call your mother and tell her you wont be home tonight."



    or, if you want a really nasty one ...


    "Ya know, if you say yes, then what I'm about to do wont be classed as rape."
     
  7. SavageWaffle

    SavageWaffle GBAtemp Maniac

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    "are you a thief? because you just stole my heart"
     
  8. dice

    dice pansy-ass ex-staff member

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    dice doesn't do corny pick up lines [​IMG]
     
  9. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

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    Out of the corner of your eye

    He just does GHB [​IMG]

    Roofie Colada, anyone? [​IMG]
     
  10. .TakaM

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    bond, james bond.

    edit-

    wanna go back to my place and post on testing all night?
     
  11. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    Damnit! I was so gonna post that, it made me chuckle..

    My other favorite:
    Was your father a thief?
    Because...I like your boobs.
     
  12. Westside

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    Fuck you!

    My favourite. [​IMG]
     
  13. tinymonkeyt
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    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    isnt it was your father a thief cuz you just stole my heart?
     
  14. SavageWaffle

    SavageWaffle GBAtemp Maniac

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    yea i think so...
     
  15. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    No.. you're right I got it a little wrong..
    It's:
    I REALLY LIKE YOUR BOOBS [​IMG]
     
  16. tinymonkeyt
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    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    oh wait it was
    is your father a thief because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes
     
  17. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    Nice legs.. which time they open?
     
  18. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

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    Out of the corner of your eye
    If I said you had a beautiful body ... well, I'd be lying ... but, I'd still fuck you.
     
  19. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.
     
  20. helpme

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    if you scream bitch ill slit your throat.........
     
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