(corny) pickup lines!

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Apr 5, 2008

(corny) pickup lines! by tinymonkeyt at 7:36 AM (2,930 Views / 0 Likes) 40 replies

  1. tinymonkeyt
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    teehee
    they make me ROFL
    but post your corny (or not) pickup lines!
    p.s. please limit yourself to only like 3 per post

    If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes
    Im a fermata, hold meee
    if you were a booger, i'd pick you!
    :]
     


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    "Got a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell for you"
     
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    you must be from heaven cause i've got an erection
     
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    Aight, let's doooooo this. Those, off NAO.
     
  5. tinymonkeyt
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    dude if someone said that to me
    id run away. fast.
     
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    or, if you want a really nasty one ...


    "Ya know, if you say yes, then what I'm about to do wont be classed as rape."
     
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    "are you a thief? because you just stole my heart"
     
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    dice doesn't do corny pick up lines [​IMG]
     
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    He just does GHB [​IMG]

    Roofie Colada, anyone? [​IMG]
     
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    bond, james bond.

    edit-

    wanna go back to my place and post on testing all night?
     
  11. moozxy

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    Damnit! I was so gonna post that, it made me chuckle..

    My other favorite:
    Was your father a thief?
    Because...I like your boobs.
     
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    Fuck you!

    My favourite. [​IMG]
     
  13. tinymonkeyt
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    isnt it was your father a thief cuz you just stole my heart?
     
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    yea i think so...
     
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    No.. you're right I got it a little wrong..
    It's:
    I REALLY LIKE YOUR BOOBS [​IMG]
     
  16. tinymonkeyt
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    oh wait it was
    is your father a thief because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes
     
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    Nice legs.. which time they open?
     
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    If I said you had a beautiful body ... well, I'd be lying ... but, I'd still fuck you.
     
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    I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.
     
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    if you scream bitch ill slit your throat.........
     

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