Control your boyfriends

[AncientBoi]

I refer you back to Exhibit A:

Post in thread 'Control your boyfriends'

Apr 13, 2026

Same, But with a slightly bigger Male attribute.


Oh hell, I'd marry myself instead of my duplicate being a "BF".

• hippy dave

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I refer you to the phrase,

Life an Lve Finds It's Way.​

 

[hippy dave]

I refer you to the phrase,

Life an Lve Finds It's Way.​

Fine, you know what, I'm gonna allow this - if for no other reason than I can accurately tell you to go fuck yourself

 

[MPRTwice]

no, your bats/dildos can't be your bfs, as it's usually a one-sided relationship

this was not a bat; this was a bat man who was a best friend.

Better than the other batman. he could have knocked his records out of the park for sure.

 

[K3Nv4]

this was not a bat; this was a bat man who was a best friend.

Better than the other batman. he could have knocked his records out of the park for sure.

Are you wanting to be GAYTwice?

 

[MPRTwice]

Are you wanting to be GAYTwice?

I am already immortal. What could I possibly want besides immortality?

 

[K3Nv4]

I am already immortal. What could I possibly want besides immortality?

A boyfriend

 

[MPRTwice]

A boyfriend

Nope. I'm immortal and quite content with the simple fact that I can't die already.

you want some? There's an offer going on right now: trade in one worldly life, get one immortal life free. Dying isn't necessary to get the trade offer.

 

[K3Nv4]

Nope. I'm immortal and quite content with the simple fact that I can't die already.

you want some? There's an offer going on right now: trade in one worldly life, get one immortal life free. Dying isn't necessary to get the trade offer.

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Are you offering your life for a cheeseburger? Deal.

 

[MPRTwice]

Are you offering your life for a cheeseburger? Deal.

no deal. My life is not for sale. you can look at my lungs, but you can't have em. (yeah, it's a shirtless pic; deal with it).

 

[K3Nv4]

no deal. My life is not for sale. you can look at my lungs, but you can't have em. (yeah, it's a shirtless pic; deal with it).View attachment 568488

You can have one of mine.

 

[MPRTwice]

You can have one of mine.

Already got a cheeseburger just now.

Enjoying my shirtless pic?

I had the _spine_ to upload that.

 

[K3Nv4]

Already got a cheeseburger just now.

Enjoying my shirtless pic?

I don't think that's good on your lungs.

 

[MPRTwice]

I don't think that's good on your lungs.

Well, it's a shirtless pic of me having a spine and a heart...great combinaition!

"Are ya feeling it now, mr clav...icle?"

 

[K3Nv4]

Well, it's a shirtless pic of me having a spine and a heart...great combinaition!

This isn't a topic about Satan it's about your boyfriends.

 

[MPRTwice]

This isn't a topic about Satan it's about your boyfriends.

Sorry, you only get one shirtless pic of me. If you want any more ribs, go to a barbeque if you must.

X-ray...ahem, iX-nay on any more shirtless pics of me.

 

[K3Nv4]

Sorry, you only get one shirtless pic of me. If you want any more ribs, go to a barbeque if you must.

I could grill you all night but even grilling gets boring.

 

[MPRTwice]

I could grill you all night but even grilling gets boring.

you would fail; I've got too much of a spine. But you have no pics...are ya spineless?

 

[K3Nv4]

you would fail; I've got too much of a spine. But you have no pics...are ya spineless?

No not all my pics are from Ai cad.

 

[MPRTwice]

No not all my pics are from Ai cad.

then you more than marrowly missed the margins here. This is Biology.

 

[K3Nv4]

then you more than marrowly missed the margins here.

Bone marrow is good when cooked right.