combustible lemons.

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  1. Nujui
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    Nujui I need something to do.

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    lemon+grenade=lemonade
     


  2. DeathStrudel

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    Is this what you're referring to?
     
  3. Foxi4

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    Real Life Anecdote.

    I was preparing to board a plane from the UK to Poland when the security stopped me at the scanners, obviously pretty damn scared. They kept a safe distance from me and my bag and asked me to come to the side of the table, open the bag and empty it. Quite puzzled, I did indeed open the bag. The security officers were shitting their pants when my hand was inside the bag - apparently they meant "empty it by means of turning it upside down and letting free fall do the job". In any case, I soon found the reason why they were so scared. I found a round object inside it and pulled it out. It was one of those travel bottles with lemon juice for all your tea with lemon needs, shaped like a lemon with a green cap shaped like a grenade ignition. The security officer infront of me released a sigh of relief. That's when I was close to facepalming myself - that shit looks like a grenade on the X-Ray scanner. The officer said "that... container... it's over 100ml, you have to get rid of it". Obviously I laughed and complied, and after a quick check with the drug sniffer on the rest of my belongings they do every single time when they stop someone, I was allowed to move on to my gate.

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    This one to be exact.

    Moral - lemons are awesome, d'uh!

    @Deathstrudel - goddamnit, ninja'd me with the picture lol Now I have to replace the lemgrenade with something else.
     
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