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By Nujui, May 8, 2011
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Is this what you're referring to?
Real Life Anecdote.
I was preparing to board a plane from the UK to Poland when the security stopped me at the scanners, obviously pretty damn scared. They kept a safe distance from me and my bag and asked me to come to the side of the table, open the bag and empty it. Quite puzzled, I did indeed open the bag. The security officers were shitting their pants when my hand was inside the bag - apparently they meant "empty it by means of turning it upside down and letting free fall do the job". In any case, I soon found the reason why they were so scared. I found a round object inside it and pulled it out. It was one of those travel bottles with lemon juice for all your tea with lemon needs, shaped like a lemon with a green cap shaped like a grenade ignition. The security officer infront of me released a sigh of relief. That's when I was close to facepalming myself - that shit looks like a grenade on the X-Ray scanner. The officer said "that... container... it's over 100ml, you have to get rid of it". Obviously I laughed and complied, and after a quick check with the drug sniffer on the rest of my belongings they do every single time when they stop someone, I was allowed to move on to my gate.
This one to be exact.
Moral - lemons are awesome, d'uh!
@Deathstrudel - goddamnit, ninja'd me with the picture lol Now I have to replace the lemgrenade with something else.
If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!!
Oh how I laughed and laughed, only I wasn't laughing.
He's saying what were all thinking
IM A POTATO!
I now proclaim this thread as the "See-How-Many-Quotes-You-Can-Remember-From-Portal" thread
oh good my slow clap processor made it into this thing
Heres what it says in you profile-
"you are a horrible person"
Thats what it says, you are a horrible person.
this is the part where he kills you a mod locks it.
and now i only want you gone.
so goodbye, you monster.
Ok so theres a slight chance you may have a minor case of... serious brain damage
Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Portal 2 is so mainstream.
The Schrödinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaniously alive and dead. Schrödinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
Well, good, good. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect. Holmes versus Moriarty... Aristotle versus mashy spike plate!
Portal 2 has now become a internet meme.
DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!!!