Closing account.

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  1. Allura
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    How to i go about closing my account?
     
  2. Snailface

    Snailface My frothing demand for 3ds homebrew is increasing

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    Go to the GBAtemp IRC and beg Lord P1ngpong for a lenient execution.
     
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  3. WiiCube_2013

    WiiCube_2013 GBAtemp Guru

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    And sir, how would you like to take out your money, cash or cheque?

    GBATemp is obliged to pay for whenever their users request their accounts to be closed down.
     
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  4. FireEmblemGuy

    FireEmblemGuy Celebrating a decade of shitposting

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    Or you could go out with a bang - start spamming links to porn, torrents, ROMs, etc., and wait for the banhammer to come down.
     
  5. Snailface

    Snailface My frothing demand for 3ds homebrew is increasing

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    The serious answer is to go to the irc and ask for a supervisor to delete your account. The staff doesn't like doing this because it messes up forum threads, but since you only have 20 something posts, i don't think it'll be too much of a problem.

    You could always just log out, stop posting, and forget your password. Same effect as 'closing' an account really.
     
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  6. WiiCube_2013

    WiiCube_2013 GBAtemp Guru

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    I'm okay with porn but gay porn is just absolutely unacceptable (in the sense of spamming images of it, but aside that I don't have any problems with gay people). It grosses me out, even more than those unhealthy chicken shops which they don't use gloves for the food they're handling (the reason why I avoid them).
     
  7. Vengenceonu

    Vengenceonu Revenge is beneath me but accidents do happen.

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    Pretend you have cancer/deadly illness and the kill yourself off after gaining our sympathy... a.k.a the Xuphor method.
     
  8. GameWinner

    GameWinner Take your heart

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    No!
    You stole my joke! :cry:
     
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  9. emigre

    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    How about you just never post again?
     
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  10. WiiCube_2013

    WiiCube_2013 GBAtemp Guru

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    That's rude. :-/
     
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  11. emigre

    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    How about you just never post again?
     
  12. WiiCube_2013

    WiiCube_2013 GBAtemp Guru

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    Now you're making me feel uncomfortable.
     
  13. Hells Malice

    Hells Malice Are you a bully?

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    Log out, close tab. Success.

    Your account means absolutely nothing, deleting it is a horrendous waste of effort.
     
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  14. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Well, you could either just stop posting or start ranting about the Jews. Either way, really.

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  15. angelboy777

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    Do something bad
    Then wait for the ban hammer to come and smash you
     
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    Don't be so bloody rude.
    Even if you dun have a problem with homosexual people, comparing homosexual pornography to "unhealthy chicken shops" is still insulting, rather odd insult tho.
    Also, the people that deny it the hardest are usually the ones that always watch it.
     
  17. CheatFreak47

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    I wouldn't call it rude. Straight people don't like seeing gay porn.
    Spamming gay porn is like if you purposefully sent pictures of straight porn to all your gay friends.
    Which would have an equal effect anyway. I mean, I guess the fact that more people are straight would maybe increase the wow factor which would help in knocking yourself off the forum.
     
  18. yuyuyup

    yuyuyup GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I love this thread
     
  19. Duo8

    Duo8 I don't like video games

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    This thread is mad gay.
     
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  20. cearp

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    so if i don't watch it, what should i be saying? i watch it 'sometimes'? since if i tell the truth, which is never ever, then, it seems that people will think i always watch it :(

    -plus, there are much more straight people in the world, so i think if you post 'straight' images, you are more likely to not make someone shudder and think eww, but if you post homosexual ones, i think it is more likely that they will shudder and think eww.
     
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