Closing account.

[Allura]

How to i go about closing my account?

 

[Snailface]

How to i go about closing my account?

Go to the GBAtemp IRC and beg Lord P1ngpong for a lenient execution.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

And sir, how would you like to take out your money, cash or cheque?

GBATemp is obliged to pay for whenever their users request their accounts to be closed down.

 

[FireEmblemGuy]

Or you could go out with a bang - start spamming links to porn, torrents, ROMs, etc., and wait for the banhammer to come down.

 

[Snailface]

The serious answer is to go to the irc and ask for a supervisor to delete your account. The staff doesn't like doing this because it messes up forum threads, but since you only have 20 something posts, i don't think it'll be too much of a problem.

You could always just log out, stop posting, and forget your password. Same effect as 'closing' an account really.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Or you could go out with a bang - start spamming links to porn, torrents, ROMs, etc., and wait for the banhammer to come down.

I'm okay with porn but gay porn is just absolutely unacceptable (in the sense of spamming images of it, but aside that I don't have any problems with gay people). It grosses me out, even more than those unhealthy chicken shops which they don't use gloves for the food they're handling (the reason why I avoid them).

 

[Vengenceonu]

Pretend you have cancer/deadly illness and the kill yourself off after gaining our sympathy... a.k.a the Xuphor method.

 

[GameWinner]

Pretend you have cancer/deadly illness and the kill yourself off after gaining our sympathy... a.k.a the Xuphor method.

No!
You stole my joke!

 

[emigre]

How about you just never post again?

 

[WiiCube_2013]

How about you just never post again?

That's rude. :-/

 

[emigre]

That's rude. :-/

How about you just never post again?

 

[WiiCube_2013]

How about you just never post again?

Now you're making me feel uncomfortable.

 

[Hells Malice]

Log out, close tab. Success.

Your account means absolutely nothing, deleting it is a horrendous waste of effort.

 

[Gahars]

Well, you could either just stop posting or start ranting about the Jews. Either way, really.

How about you just never post again?

Now you're making me feel uncomfortable.

How about you just never post again?

 

[angelboy777]

Do something bad
Then wait for the ban hammer to come and smash you

 

[DinohScene]

I'm okay with porn but gay porn is just absolutely unacceptable (in the sense of spamming images of it, but aside that I don't have any problems with gay people). It grosses me out, even more than those unhealthy chicken shops which they don't use gloves for the food they're handling (the reason why I avoid them).

Don't be so bloody rude.
Even if you dun have a problem with homosexual people, comparing homosexual pornography to "unhealthy chicken shops" is still insulting, rather odd insult tho.
Also, the people that deny it the hardest are usually the ones that always watch it.

 

[CheatFreak47]

Don't be so bloody rude.
Even if you dun have a problem with homosexual people, comparing homosexual pornography to "unhealthy chicken shops" is still insulting, rather odd insult tho.
Also, the people that deny it the hardest are usually the ones that always watch it.

I wouldn't call it rude. Straight people don't like seeing gay porn.
Spamming gay porn is like if you purposefully sent pictures of straight porn to all your gay friends.
Which would have an equal effect anyway. I mean, I guess the fact that more people are straight would maybe increase the wow factor which would help in knocking yourself off the forum.

 

[yuyuyup]

I love this thread

 

[Duo8]

This thread is mad gay.

 

[cearp]

Also, the people that deny it the hardest are usually the ones that always watch it.

so if i don't watch it, what should i be saying? i watch it 'sometimes'? since if i tell the truth, which is never ever, then, it seems that people will think i always watch it

-plus, there are much more straight people in the world, so i think if you post 'straight' images, you are more likely to not make someone shudder and think eww, but if you post homosexual ones, i think it is more likely that they will shudder and think eww.