Church of the First Holy Walking Patch

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Mar 16, 2010
  1. Donixs
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    Welcome children who crawl, stand up to the light of the Walking Patch! Here in our lovely Church, we practice the following:


    Walking
    Patching pokemon games!
    Speaking French!
    And making unfunny comments and getting some weirdo who nobody heard of repeat our unfunny comments.
    Sometimes break dancing. No, not really.
    Free style rapping. No, not this either.
    Prayer time!
    Fresh baked cookies! (Not clones (Made in a factory in China))

    Please donate to thewalkingpatch@pokemonpatches.co.uk to support our wonderful cause.

    Join today and arise to the heavens with other patches!

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  2. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Meh. It may walk, but it just doesn't have dancing LEDs, dude. I just can't get into it.
     
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    No dancing LEDs, but clubbin seals

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    Member DeltaBurnt I'm bored

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    This will never beat the church of the flying spaghetti monster :\
     
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    Member Searinox Just a taste~ ;3

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    Oh Patch of great wonders,
    Bringer of hope and teacher to aspirers of the Truth,
    As You rose out of pure chaos
    And blessed us with the passion to seek skills that we did not posess
    We did not understand at first, but forgive our arrogance,
    For You walked whilst the threads crawled

    As I reach the end of these spam-laden threads, I expect not any resolve,
    For I know the lessons you have endowed upon us are all that we truly needed
    Look down to us sinners, trolls, /b/tards and tempers alike
    For Thou hath delivered us from our sinful debugging ways
    And shown us the truth of the 8000h.
    And in Your name we shalt enlighten others forevermore.

    In Your name I write this post
    For I believe one day You shall descend once more
    And offer us the blessing to play our Pokemon games.

    I believe Patch am fly.
     
  6. Xtreme2damax

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    Oh praise and hail the mighty walking/flying patch.. :bows:
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Member Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    will all you pokeboyz just [​IMG]
     
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    Member Demonbart GBATemp's guitar hero

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    My (stolen) ava. Nuff said. I fully support this.
     
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    FUCK YEAH PATCH WALKER!
     

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