Cereal is bad for you

[JuanMena]

I ate cereal throughout my pubescence and can state with certainty that Mr Kellogg's plan didn't work.

Maybe you should've eaten your cereal throughout your mouth instead.

 

[Veho]

I ate cereal throughout my pubescence and can state with certainty that Mr Kellogg's plan didn't work.

Maybe it worked with the original recipe, who knows? It was his brother, a generally more... worldly, and less puritanical man, who came up with the idea of adding a ton of sugar and aiming for a tour of the seven deadly sins instead.

 

[JuanMena]

Porn Flakes.

 

[CoolMe]

Is cereal really real?

 

[AncientBoi]

Is cereal really real?

Ce - real. Duh

 

[CoolMe]

Ce - real. Duh

No, it only points to it being "real" without giving any evidence.

 

[Veho]

Ce - real. Duh

It's pronounced "surreal"

 

[AncientBoi]

It's pronounced "surreal"

Guess I touch grass also, literally

 

[CoolMe]

It's pronounced "surreal"

Thus in conclusion: surreal ≠ real

 

[JuanMena]

Is cereal really real?

Are you... talking about that one EOFcast episode?

 

[CoolMe]

Are you... talking about that one EOFcast episode?

No. I don't really follow that podcast, im not a loser like you

 

[JuanMena]

No. I don't really follow that podcast, im not a loser like you

That's really sad CoolMe. I can't believe you don't have the taste to appreciate AnalJohn's wizzdom.

 

[impeeza]

That's why I become a CerealKiller

 

[K3Nv2]

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Guess I touch grass also, literally

You think grass is a toilet.

 

[impeeza]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[AncientBoi]

mmmmmm cereal gooood. mmmme LIKE ! You Wong!

 

[AkiraKurusu]

What if I don't eat cornflakes at all? These days, I tend to have Nutri-Grain, or Weet-Bix Bites.

 

[JuanMena]

What if I don't eat cornflakes at all? These days, I tend to have Nutri-Grain, or Weet-Bix Bites.

You're disgusting.
Eat this instead:

 

[Veho]

You're disgusting.
Eat this instead:

They look like cookies but they're just stupid cereal with chocolate chunks painted on. It's a box of LIES