BEST.SITE.EVAR.

[xcalibur]

http://www.the-editing-room.com

Go and check that out

From Wanted:

Spoiler

ANGELINA and JAMES travel to find THOMAS on a TRAIN. They BATTLE and eventually JAMES shoots THOMAS.

THOMAS KRETSCHMANN

Everything they told you was a lie. I’m your father.

JAMES MCAVOY

Why the fuck didn’t you tell me that like a billion scenes ago?

THOMAS KRETSCHMANN

Because I only got paid for two speaking lines. Urk!

(dies)

JAMES travels back to the TEXTILE MILL to confront MORGAN FREEMAN.

JAMES MCAVOY

Thomas Darth Vadered me. Is he really my father?

MORGAN FREEMAN

Sure, I can make you a suit that lets you turn your head. Wait, what movie is this? Shit, I’m still in this thing? Somebody shoot this motherfucker!

JAMES MCAVOY

How sad is it that the most entertaining part of this movie is hearing wise old grandpa Morgan Freeman say the word ‘fuck’?

 

[blueskies]

Seriously fucking funny stuff. I had read a few of these on cracked.com, but didn't realize there was a whole site full of them. The Indiana Jones: Crystal Skulls one is pretty funny.

 

[NightKry]

Haha, that was pretty funny.

 

[Veho]

Yet another cheap MAD magazine knockoff. And since I dislike MAD magazine in the first place...

 

[Defiance]

Lol, those things are so funny! I'm looking forward to The Dark Knight one.

 

[DarkAura]

lol I like it.

 

[xcalibur]

Yet another cheap MAD magazine knockoff. And since I dislike MAD magazine in the first place...

VEHO!
Where you been?

 

[AndreXL]

Nice hit on Wanted. Reminds me of the 500 things you learned from Wanted thread on IMDB.
[Edit SP]

 

[science]

awesome holy man. thank you xcalibur