Bad joke

[clauida]

Girl: Sweetheart, Am I pretty or ugly?
Boy: You're both
Girl: What is the meaning of that
Boy: You're pretty ugly.........

 

[Flame]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

[Jiehfeng]

*insert cliche "me" or "my life" here*

 

[The Catboy]

Stadia

 

[Deleted member 507653]

Fun fact, the french term "jolie laide" literally means ugly pretty. It's used to describe someone who is attractive in an unconventional way.

 

[IncredulousP]

Fun fact, the french term "jolie laide" literally means ugly pretty. It's used to describe someone who is attractive in an unconventional way.

That was fun, I am thoroughly entertained. Quite!

 

[NoNAND]

*inserts my past purchases on consumer electronics, gadgets and tech stuff in general.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

There is no such thing as a good joke or a bad joke. There is only you.

 

[IncredulousP]

There is no such thing as a good joke or a bad joke. There is only you.

"There is no such thing as a good joke or a bad joke. There is only a joke."

 

[Deleted member 506316]

"There is no such thing as a good joke or a bad joke. There is only a joke."

There not good joke or bad joke, only Communism.

 

[Veho]

Communism jokes are only good if everyone gets them.

 

[FAST6191]

Communism jokes are only good if everyone gets them.

It should be noted that while everybody is funny then some people are more funny than others.

 

[IncredulousP]

Communism jokes are only good if everyone gets them.

All communism jokes are funny, but some are more funny than others.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

All communism jokes are funny, but some are more funny than others.

Agreed. *Salutes* CYKA BLYAT!

 

[x65943]

All communism jokes are funny, but some are more funny than others.

Hail Caesar!

 

[Deleted member 506316]

Hail Caesar!

Doctor! Please help! I think I've caught capitalism and it needs to be purged!

 

[x65943]

Doctor! Please help! I think I've caught capitalism and it needs to be purged!

I'm sorry I can't help patients who are already well.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

I'm sorry I can't help patients who are already well.

Help! Our doctor is sick!

 

[FAST6191]

I'm sorry I can't help patients who are already well.

Having an immune system is good but having a hyperactive immune system is often less good. How do you know the potential patient has not spilled over into anarcho capitalism? They tell me such things are a spectrum as well so that surely warrants closer evaluation.