This morning I came to the office and I saw I'd left out since yesterday over my desk one of those croissants with a sausage so typical from Germany. I know what you might be thinking "hey, dirty asshole, clean up your desk before you go!" or whatever.
The thing is it looked so tempting, I gulped it down... But it was basically a sausage (inside a croissant) that was out in ambient room temperature for a whole day, not a good idea. I wonder why am I such an idiot sometimes. Well, if I end up in the hospital I guess I could skip the office on Friday, yey! /s
Oh, wait, that was off-topic... All of this is off-topic actually, that is what I came to say originally, the problem in this thread is
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