Anyone work for ASDA/Wallmart?

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Mar 18, 2007
  1. mr_blonde_88
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    OMFG! That was hilarious! [​IMG]
     
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    That's so harsh! Poor woman probably lost her job over that [​IMG]
     
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    but come on, she musta wrote it down, and she said it out load before she said it on the tannoy
    lol
     
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    I'm from the USA, and have never heard of ASDA or Tesco, but that is still hilarious [​IMG]
     
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    That was almost perfect all it needs to be perfect is...

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    Seymour Butts... Hey everybody!! I wanna Seymour Butts!!

    Good olde, olde Simpsons [​IMG]
     
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    It's educatin' time! ASDA is the UK version of Walmart, but they mostly sell food. Tesco is a big UK food supermarket chain. They are in direct competition with each other, constantly battling to beat each other's prices. [​IMG]
     
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    And ASDA is constantly cheeper [​IMG]
     
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    ASDA's cheap stuff is nicer. Their 9p Smartprice chicken noodles beat the pants off Tescos (in that they're actually edible [​IMG] )
    But Tesco value makes for funnier internet gags (do a google image search for more Tesco Value comedy gold) [​IMG]
     
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    Oh god, in the city I live in, there are THREE Tescos and not one ASDA.
     
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    Sounds like StarBucks in my city... (coffee placcee)
    Theres 4 in my city [​IMG]
     
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    we got Starbucks everywhere too
    tis crazyy
     

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