Anyone work for ASDA/Wallmart?

[mr_blonde_88]

Im sorry, but it can't get any stupider than this

ASDA Prank Call

 

[Jax]

OMFG! That was hilarious!

 

[Psyfira]

That's so harsh! Poor woman probably lost her job over that

 

[mr_blonde_88]

but come on, she musta wrote it down, and she said it out load before she said it on the tannoy
lol

 

[jaxxster]

HAHA!!!

 

[Perplexer]

I'm from the USA, and have never heard of ASDA or Tesco, but that is still hilarious

 

[nintendofreak]

Brilliant

 

[mthrnite]

Tube Bar...
Hello can you tell me if my friend Peppi is in the bar... his last name is Roni...
Yeah hold on...
PEPPIRONI!!! IS THERE A PEPPIRONI IN THE BAR..
No he's not here.
Ok, thank you.

(from the widely circulated Tube Bar tapes... the inspiration for Bart's Moe's Tavern calls.)

 

[killuncle]

That was almost perfect all it needs to be perfect is...

A angry Moe

 

[nintendofreak]

Tube Bar...
Hello can you tell me if my friend Peppi is in the bar... his last name is Roni...
Yeah hold on...
PEPPIRONI!!! IS THERE A PEPPIRONI IN THE BAR..
No he's not here.
Ok, thank you.

(from the widely circulated Tube Bar tapes... the inspiration for Bart's Moe's Tavern calls.)

Seymour Butts... Hey everybody!! I wanna Seymour Butts!!

Good olde, olde Simpsons

 

[mthrnite]

Tube Bar..
Yeah, I'm looking for my buddy Al is he in there?
Al, wassis last name
Kahawlik..
Kahawlik?
Yeah..

ALCOHOLIC! IS THERE AN ALCOHOLIC HERE?
(laughter)
Why you little sonofa... I'll kill ya.. I'll find out where you live and come over to your house and kill ya..

 

[nintendofreak]

Simpsons prank calls collection:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKusQJ71mQQ

 

[Psyfira]

I'm from the USA, and have never heard of ASDA or Tesco, but that is still hilariousÂ

It's educatin' time! ASDA is the UK version of Walmart, but they mostly sell food. Tesco is a big UK food supermarket chain. They are in direct competition with each other, constantly battling to beat each other's prices.

 

[mr_blonde_88]

I'm from the USA, and have never heard of ASDA or Tesco, but that is still hilarious 

It's educatin' time! ASDA is the UK version of Walmart, but they mostly sell food. Tesco is a big UK food supermarket chain. They are in direct competition with each other, constantly battling to beat each other's prices.

And ASDA is constantly cheeper

 

[Psyfira]

ASDA's cheap stuff is nicer. Their 9p Smartprice chicken noodles beat the pants off Tescos (in that they're actually edible

)
But Tesco value makes for funnier internet gags (do a google image search for more Tesco Value comedy gold)

 

[killuncle]

Never buy generic!

 

[Harsky]

Oh god, in the city I live in, there are THREE Tescos and not one ASDA.

 

[nintendofreak]

Oh god, in the city I live in, there are THREE Tescos and not one ASDA.

Sounds like StarBucks in my city... (coffee placcee)
Theres 4 in my city

 

[mr_blonde_88]

Oh god, in the city I live in, there are THREE Tescos and not one ASDA.


Sounds like StarBucks in my city... (coffee placcee)
Theres 4 in my city

we got Starbucks everywhere too
tis crazyy