Anti-BoneMonkey Powder

[The Worst]

this is a real product!

 

[wilddenim]

Real? What's it for?!

 

[The Worst]

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/whatisamb.html

it's for those butt busting activities! apparently.

 

[Upperleft]

O RLY?

EDIT: wtf..this thing is real o_o'

 

[Endogene]

sa basically this is baby powder?

 

[The Worst]

I wish there was anti EternalMyst powder!!

 

[tomqman]

yay a great way to defend are selfs from bonemonkey

 

[Spikey]

It doesn't work. I've been using it for a while, and my BoneMonkey problems persist.

 

[tomqman]

It doesn't work. I've been using it for a while, and my BoneMonkey problems persist.

damm there is no hope for us fellow tempers

 

[CorruptJon]

• Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, extreme sports, and extremely gay sex. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

Damn they forgot one major selling point so I added it in.

 

[BoneMonkey]

I DO NOT CONDONE THESE TYPES OF ACTIONS!

 

[DarkAura]

bm powder is teh awesome

 

[Rayder]

Anti-BoneMonkey Powder, eh? Hmm....I wonder what it's made out of.....

What's the opposite of bacon?

 

[Narin]

Anti-BoneMonkey Powder, eh? Hmm....I wonder what it's made out of.....

What's the opposite of bacon?

Tofu? Thats like cryptonite to Bonemonkey.

 

[Westside]

Anti-BoneMonkey Powder, eh? Hmm....I wonder what it's made out of.....

What's the opposite of bacon?

Canadian bacon.

 

[Narin]

Anti-BoneMonkey Powder, eh? Hmm....I wonder what it's made out of.....

What's the opposite of bacon?

Canadian bacon.

Hush, Canadian bacon is awesome.

 

[Salamantis]

Anti-BoneMonkey Powder, eh? Hmm....I wonder what it's made out of.....

What's the opposite of bacon?

Canadian bacon.

Hush, Canadian bacon is awesome.

+1. In fact, I have some right now with me

 

[Rayder]

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe Canadian bacon is just fried ham.

 

[Narin]

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe Canadian bacon is just fried ham.
What do you think bacon is? Ham ;p Basically a piece of pork that was soaked in a brine and/or smoked.

QUOTEIn the United States, ordinary bacon is made only from the pork belly, yielding what is known in Britain as "streaky bacon", or "streaky rashers". In Britain, bacon made from the meat on the back of the pig is referred to as back bacon or back rashers. It usually includes a streaky bit and a lean ovoid bit, and is part of traditional full breakfast commonly eaten in Britain and Ireland. In the United States, back bacon is called Canadian-style bacon or Canadian bacon, but this term refers usually to the lean ovoid portion. What the U.S. terms "Canadian bacon" is actually back bacon rolled in cornmeal. In Canada, it is called peameal bacon, whereas bacon is used generally to refer to strip bacon, which is more common to the Canadian diet. Bacon is also a popular breakfast food.

 

[Prophet]

Clicked this thread hoping the powder would be anthrax. Oh well, the monkey lives another day I guess.