Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Get a Free PlayStation 3!

[ojsinnerz.]

Accept Jesus and get a PS3?!

I found this hilarious.

 

[Raven Darkheart]

instant win

 

[silent sniper]

I'm in.

But I'm converting right after.

That WHOLE site seems like a joke.

 

[Raika]

WTF is this about? Hate your parents? I think this is a joke site.

 

[Gore]

Fucking lame. They removed the older, more superior article.


ORIGINAL. BEST.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

NEVARR!!!
I CRY OUT IN DEFIANCE!!!


Although...
Here: Jesus Gold, http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/colin/

 

[xcalibur]

My satire senses are tingling....

 

[Medic]

There is nothing you can offer me to accept someone who is not real.

 

[ENDscape]

LOL funny how they want to get hold of kids parents credit card info. I wonder if anyone is stupid enough to do this.

 

[Perseid]

That entire site and its forums are indeed a joke.

 

[UltraMagnus]

accept a Jewish zombie as my lord for a PS3?

hey, sure, why not, I've done weirder things for less

 

[WB3000]

For Free!*

*

 

[TheSpade]

Removing the fact that this all seems to be some sick joke, I have already accepted the Lord in my heart long ago, but I don't want a PlayStation 3. They should have offered an X-Box 360 instead. This is wrong! We need help! Somebody call Jesus!

I kid.

 

[Mewgia]

I'm in.

But I'm converting right after.

That WHOLE site seems like a joke.

NICE WORK DETECTIVE

 

[Midna]

Removing the fact that this all seems to be some sick joke, I have already accepted the Lord in my heart long ago, but I don't want a PlayStation 3. They should have offered an X-Box 360 instead. This is wrong! We need help! Somebody call Jesus!

I kid.

Agreed.
QUOTE(Medic @ Oct 12 2008, 01:21 PM) There is nothing you can offer me to accept someone who is not real.

Give me absolute prof that jesus is fake and I will agree. Until then, I'm planning to go to heaven.

 

[Shakraka]

If I accept Allah as my savior, can I get a Wii?

 

[Gore]

I'm in.

But I'm converting right after.

That WHOLE site seems like a joke.

NICE WORK DETECTIVE

Same words Urza made fun of you with.

 

[TheSpade]

There is nothing you can offer me to accept someone who is not real.

I didn't notice your statement sooner, until midna25 brought it up. Faith is not determined by proof. It's a choice. You must disregard all evidence either way and willfully and blindly ask yourself the question: Do you believe? Hence the terms, "blind faith" and "leap of faith", this is how it works. This is apparently the area that atheists and even agnostics seem to have issues with. They want evidence. Still, as dictated by the faith, none may be taken into account. It's each individual's choice to have faith or not.

How's that for a response from a Christian?

 

[Gore]

There is nothing you can offer me to accept someone who is not real.

I also did not see your post until midna brought it up.

This is joke thread about joke site.
You're trying to make controversy.
Let's try not to talk about religion on gaming site.
especially just to be a jackass.

I have a hard time not repeating myself.

 

[Mangofett]

Jesus was a real person, assuming you believe historians an the rest of our history.