Know Your Temps: lagman

[[M]artin]

It's time for another round of Know Your Temps! The Temper being questioned during this session is lagman!

For those of you that are new to the game, here are the rules:

---> One user will be put on the questioning stand every two days. Users may sign-up/volunteer for each weekly spot [but more on that later].

---> Once that user's week of questioning starts anybody can ask that user any 3 questions they want via posting on the thread. These questions can be about anything. Personal life, GBAtemp/internet life, pet peeves, musical tastes, "what if" situations... ANYTHING! (Please post all 3 of your questions at once, in one solid post)

---> Upon receiving questions, the user that is in the spotlight can answer them at anytime, as long as it's before their week is up.

This quirky little activity will help us get to know our fellow Tempers even better in an exciting, chaotic manner!

lagman's session begins 5-4-07 and ends the night of 5-5-07.

Upcoming Sessions:
[5-6-07 to 5-7-07] >>> Jax
[5-8-07 to 5-9-07] >>> Psyfira
[5-10-07 to 5-11-07] >>> m_babble
[5-12-07 to 5-13-07] >>> Harsky
[5-14-07 to 5-15-07] >>>m|kk|
[5-16-07 to 5-17-07] >>> hankchill
[5-18-07 to 5-19-07] >>> rice151
[5-20-07 to 5-21-07] >>> shaunj66
[5-22-07 to 5-23-07] >>> sinkhead
[5-24-07 to 5-25-07] >>> Caoimhin
[5-26-07 to 5-27-07] >>> SSJ Zac
[5-28-07 to 5-29-07] >>> nileyg
[5-30-07 to 5-31-07] >>> Legend
[6-1-07 to 6-2-07] >>> AeroScap
[6-3-07 to 6-4-07] >>> MaHe

Past Know Your Temps Sessions:
>>> Mewgia
>>> mr_blonde_88
>>> filozof
>>> Sil3n7
>>> JPH1120
>>> SpikeyNDS
>>> Linkiboy
>>> RayorDragonFall
>>> VVoltz
>>> nloding
>>> DarkRamza
>>> Opium
>>> OSW
>>> rambozotheclown
>>> shadowboy
>>> AshuraZero
>>> Gaisuto
>>> Orc
>>> bobitos
>>> mthrnite
>>> juggernaut911
>>> Qpido
>>> 754boy
>>> ShadowXP
>>> Qrayzie
>>> dafatkid27
>>> iza
>>> tshu
>>> Kyoji
>>> Mortenga
>>> .TakaM
>>> The Last Spartan
>>> Gamerman1723
>>> [M]artin

PM [M]artin ( link ) if you're interested in being featured on an upcoming session of Know Your Temps. Once your PM has been received, you can look for your name on an updated Upcoming Sessions List in next round's thread.

 

[Spikey]

1. Are you lagman because you lag and are man? If not, explain!
2. I made a GBATemp v3 skin for R4/M3Simply too. Does that make you sad? Explain!
3. Think you will get more questions asked compared to Mewgia's pathetic one?

Explain!
4. Does it make you sad that I've asked a fourth question when I was only supposed to do three? Explain!
5. Explain? Explain!
6. Hello. I made six questions, did I not? Explain!

 

[sirAnger]

1. What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Non alcoholic?
2. Jane is taller than Joan. Jill is shorter than Jacky. Jacky is shorter than Jane. Rank them in order tallest to shortest.
3. How long did it take you to answer question 2? (be honest)

 

[lagman]

1. Are you lagman because you lag and are man? If not, explain!
2. I made a GBATemp v3 skin for R4/M3Simply too. Does that make you sad? Explain!
3. Think you will get more questions asked compared to Mewgia's pathetic one?

Explain!
4. Does it make you sad that I've asked a fourth question when I was only supposed to do three? Explain!
5. Explain? Explain!
6. Hello. I made six questions, did I not? Explain!

1- I´m lagman because of the 3 first letters of my last name and ´cause sometimes I´m a man..but I´m mostly a boy

2- No, I´m kinda proud ´cause my skin motivates you to finally do yours.
3- I hope so, but that´s not up to me. Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo so I hope some questions about Mexico

4- Sorta, the batteries of my keyboard are dying... :'(
5-

EX PLANE
6- Yes you did, I think your tv is distracting you....send it to me

 

[lagman]

1. What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Non alcoholic?
2. Jane is taller than Joan. Jill is shorter than Jacky. Jacky is shorter than Jane. Rank them in order tallest to shortest.
3. How long did it take you to answer question 2? (be honest)

1- My tongue doesn´t like alcohol so I don´t drink anything, Chocolate Milk

2-
Jane
Jacky
Joan Jill

3- 55 Seconds, but I´m not sure I´m right.

 

[nileyg]

*Is that plane supposed to be the answer to Spikey's 5th question?
*American Idol sucks at life... is there a Mexican Idol?
*Who is that in your sig?

 

[iamwhoiam]

1 - what's with your NO CHEATS linky to some random pictures of asian babies?
2 - Is spike obsessed with question 5?
3 - How old were you when you had your first tequila?

 

[lagman]

*Is that plane supposed to be the answer to Spikey's 5th question?
*American Idol sucks at life... is there a Mexican Idol?
*Who is that in your sig?


*Exactly right.
*Almost:

*Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces

One of my favorite books.

1 - what's with your NO CHEATS linky to some random pictures of asian babies?
2 - Is spike obsessed with question 5?
3 - How old were you when you had your first tequila?

1 - I don´t remember what I was looking for on google images, but I saw that kid...and it was the cutest thing ever, so I decided to use it on my sig

-AH!, it´s always the same baby with the monkey pajamas.
2 - Is he? Explain!
3 - 15, I drink a little little bit, and my tongue doesn´t like it. I´ve never drink since then.


Before I forget: I want to say thanks to Jax and Psyfira, for be nice enough to delay their sessions, so I can have mine on Cinco de Mayo. Thanks pals!

 

[Mangofett]

1. do you lag
2. are you a man

 

[lagman]

1. do you lag
2. are you a man

1-Right...
2-I´m mostly a boy




....now



....a bit.

 

[FAST6191]

1. Should a person be balancing atop a pole while spinning a pizza upon their hand, will my taxi be late?

2. dragon or wyvern?

3. As requested a token Cinco de Mayo question, during the celebrations which pose a greater problem ninja teams or snakes?

 

[mthrnite]

1. If I drop in on you unexpectedly, will you show me a good time?
2. Can you tell me a short, funny, clean joke en español that will endear me to the Mexican family down the street? (They're nice, but shy.)
3. What or from whom do your high moral values stem from.?

 

[lagman]

1. Should a person be balancing atop a pole while spinning a pizza upon their hand, will my taxi be late?

2. dragon or wyvern?

3. As requested a token Cinco de Mayo question, during the celebrations which pose a greater problem ninja teams or snakes?


1-If I understand the Speed of Light topic, Your taxi might be late... unless it cross a wormhole, then Caoinhim´s mascot

will take you to your destiny on milliseconds.

2-Can they have a baby, so I don`t have to choose?

3-Snakes, we hate them!

What I just do with the Mexican flag is illegal

1. If I drop in on you unexpectedly, will you show me a good time?
2. Can you tell me a short, funny, clean joke en español that will endear me to the Mexican family down the street? (They're nice, but shy.)
3. What or from whom do your high moral values stem from.?


1-But of course!

If we don´t have fun there, we´re lost causes

2-I´m not exactly a funny guy, lemme see.....
QUOTE

¿Que le regaló Batman a su mamá en el día de la madre?... una bati-dora
**
¿Qué es un circuito?... es un lugar donde hay elefantuitos, caballuitos, payasuitos...
**
¿Que es una brújula?....Una viéjula montada en una escóbula.

Those are funny

, you may need some spicy jokes, we love´em.

3-I´m not even sure I believe in moral values, just a few days ago I notice that lemonparty was really gross for a lot of people, but I don´t see nothing wrong with that,I don´t like it but turn the grandpas into good looking womans and I´ll do

I just try to be happy and make other peoples happy, you don´t need high moral values to do that, been nice with everybody is enough.

 

[Costello]

1. why do you use ´ instead of ' ?
2. your favourite GBAtemp girl?

3. what would be your favourite game if GBAtemp were to organize a new tournament?

 

[lagman]

1. why do you use ´ instead of ' ?
2. your favourite GBAtemp girl?

3. what would be your favourite game if GBAtemp were to organize a new tournament?

1-`Cause of my perfecto english? I actually don´t know what this question is about : p

2- I like´em all: Magenta is like the perfect girlfriend, Psyfira is a great artist, HelloKitty is über cute, but I consider Rayor Dragon Fall a friend of mine so I´ll go with her

3- Clubhouse Games, a marathon of it

 

[Jax]

1 - What do you think of this stereotype?

2 - How grateful are you that I allowed my session to be changed?

3 - Can you say this without choking? "El arzobispo de Constantinopla se quiere desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizar, ¿quién lo desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizará? El desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizador que lo desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarice buen desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizador será."

 

[lagman]

1 - What do you think of this stereotype?

2 - How grateful are you that I allowed my session to be changed?

3 - Can you say this without choking? "El arzobispo de Constantinopla se quiere desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizar, ¿quién lo desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizará? El desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizador que lo desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarice buen desarzobispodeconstantinopolitarizador será."

1-That one is funny if it´s used right, on the Mexico ´70 World Cup we used this as the mascot:

2-I´ll let you have my first baby boy...´cause I want a girl.

3-Not anymore, but in primary school it was easy

EDIT:

A macho in mexican pink

 

[spokenrope]

1 - You're given 24 hours to live. How do you spend them?

2 - Tell us about an event in your life that helped shape you into the fine, outstanding young man that you are.

3 - How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?

 

[Orc]

1) The MissUniverse beauty pageant will be held this month in Mexico, from what country do you find the most attractive women come from?
2) Orc and mthrnite are hanging around with you one lazy afternoon in Mexico, what do you guys do?
3) You seem excited about tomorrow (Cinco de Mayo), why?
4) Jack and Jill are climbing up the hill when they suddenly find a candle. Jack deci

 

[spokenrope]

4) Jack and Jill are climbing up the hill when they suddenly find a candle. Jack deci

Whoops. Looks like Orc's hut got raided by villagers with torches and pitchforks. That sucks.