500 Baloons Game

[gameboy13]

The objective of this game is to pop all 500 balloons in a funny and/or creative way.

After you pop a balloon, state how many are left.

Example:

Stabbed one with a knife.

247 left.

You can pop the balloon ANY way you want. There are no rules, except that you cannot pop more than one.

Start now.

My current favorites:

Spoiler

"I placed one balloon near a wall, then threw myself at the wall. Needless to say, the resulting explosion thoroughly destroyed the balloon." -haflore

"i ate one. and pooped it out" -Infinite Zero

"Used my R4 as a shuriken and the microSD card flew out and popped the balloon." -TDWP FTW

"Took one balloon back in time along its own timespan, and made use of the Blinovitch Limitation Effect. Touched the balloon against its past self and caused a small explosion." -ProtoKun7

"Stared at the balloon and said 'Your mother'" -BlackDave

"Dropped a kitten on one." -Rydian

"Told one that Elvis was still alive (& working in McDonalds)" CannonFoddr

 

[Infinite Zero]

got a highlighter pen, stabbed it to death
499 left

 

[Cuelhu]

poked one with love my finger
498 left

 

[OtakuGamerZ]

dropped one on megaman insta-death spikes.
497 left

 

[Bowler67]

Pissed on it, and it burned from my hot steaming urine.

496 left.

 

[OtakuGamerZ]

use my porcupine grenade

495 left

 

[Rydian]

We WILL finish this thread.

Sat on one.

494 left.

 

[OtakuGamerZ]

Stab one with a sharpened hamster

493 left

 

[Bowler67]

Threw a Nintendo DS Lite at one with the stylus pointed the wrong way in the stylus slot. Stylus popped the balloon, DS broke.

492 left.

 

[haflore]

I placed one balloon near a wall, then threw myself at the wall.
Needless to say, the resulting explosion thoroughly destroyed the balloon.

491 Balloons Remain.

 

[Rydian]

Dropped a kitten on one.

480 left.

 

[The Pi]

I sneezed

479 left.

 

[Rydian]

I farted a bit too hard.

478 left.

 

[OtakuGamerZ]

Mistook one for a watermelon, but it was delicious!

487 left

 

[haflore]

I told one that Rydian tried to kill ten of him at once. He died of fright.

486 Balloons left.

 

[The Pi]

485 left.

 

[Splych]

threw a shuriken at it

484 left.

 

[Domination]

I supposedly bombed them with a barrage of extremely dangerous nyclear missiles, but only one burst, the others were intact.

483 Left. Miraculously.

 

[ehayes427]

closed 1 in an iron maiden.

482 left.

 

[Maplemage]

Spooned it again and again and again and again, again, again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again until it popped.

481 left.