me: come on man i just want to go to bed and have some melatonin. fuck.
the richard nixon in my brain: cmon child safety lid you know it's him
the dave strider in my head: keep twisting catboy all you get is clicks
i hope the motherfuck that decided that the "TOP/BOTTOM" tag on bed sheets should be this fucking small and hard to find and the same color as the sheet gets run over by a car and slowly bleeds out on the streets