What is the absolute stupidest joke you know?
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How do you find out which one loves you more, your wife or your dog?
Lock them in the trunk of your car for a whole afternoon, then open it up and see which one is happier to see you.
Lock them in the trunk of your car for a whole afternoon, then open it up and see which one is happier to see you.
It kinda makes sense in norwegian too except that "Hi" is "Hei" which doesn't quite sound the same as "Hai".2 Fish meet in the Sea.
Said one Fish to the other Fish
"Hi"
The other Fish
"WHERE ?!?!?!?!?"
(.....maybe you English People no understand dumb Joke.......
in German Language Shark is Hai...
so "Hi" sounds very similar to "Hai"....)
People are usually shocked when they find out that I'm not a good electrician.
I heard a different version.
Roses are black.
Violets are black.
Everything is black.
I'm f*cking blind, you *sshole, stop asking!
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My one Legged friend got a job at a beer factory. They put him in charge of the hops
The company that makes yard sticks, unfortunately, will not be making them any longer.
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I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really see myself doing.
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A sobbing lady called Mary Murphy enters the church and approaches Father O'Grady.
He says: "So what's bothering you?"
She replies: "Oh, Father, I've terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says: "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Did he have any last requests?"
"Certainly father," she replied. "He said: "Please Mary, put down that damn gun."
He says: "So what's bothering you?"
She replies: "Oh, Father, I've terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says: "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Did he have any last requests?"
"Certainly father," she replied. "He said: "Please Mary, put down that damn gun."
Yesterday, my grandpa kicked the bucket.
It was mostly peaceful. I was not sad. No one was.
We were all actually pretty impressed. He got like four feet of air on that thing.
It was mostly peaceful. I was not sad. No one was.
We were all actually pretty impressed. He got like four feet of air on that thing.
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Its always better to own a small dog as you only have to bag up small poo's on a walk. I saw a woman the other day walking a Great Dane and it looked like she had been to the butchers.
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A♭minor.
A♭minor.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
A labracadabrador.
How many angry gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but you'll need a lot of light bulbs.
Just one, but you'll need a lot of light bulbs.
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