What is the absolute stupidest joke you know?

[Digital_Cheese]

Humanity ️

 

[ILuvGames]

Humanity ️

Aww. Can't deny it's not true sometimes though.

 

[CraddaPoosta]

What do you call a stag who is missing an eye?

No eyedeer.

 

[CraddaPoosta]

What do you call a stag who is missing both an eye and his balls?

No fucking eyedeer.

 

[Dark_Phoras]

@AmandaRose or an egggeot

 

[ILuvGames]

What do you call a stag who is missing both an eye and his balls?

No fucking eyedeer.

What do you call a stag who is missing an eye and his balls and one or more legs? Still no fucking eyedeer.

 

[SG854]

What do you call a woman that's always right

Mrs. Wright

 

[Lostbhoy]

What do you call a woman that's always right

Mrs. Wright

I used to flip that one on my ex..... You met your Mr Right. I just didn't tell you my first name was always

 

[shadi]

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- The interrupting cow
- The inter...
-Mooo

 

[Lostbhoy]

Courtesy of the great Milton Jones....

My Grandfather has a plaque on his head in remembrance of a park bench

 

[WeedZ]

There's a tray of muffins baking in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "man, its really hot in here". The other muffin looks at him and says "wow, a talking muffin."

 

[Stwert]

Soooo many choices, but I’ll go with:

Two birds, sitting on a perch, one bird says to the other, do you smell fish?

 

[Xerokard]

Joe Biden

 

[Dark_Phoras]

My uncle Paul went to the bank for a loan, but they told him he should settle his debt first. When he asked if they had a favorite method, they just answered: Pay, Paul.

 

[DuduMil]

What does one apple say to another apple?

It's easy, they don't speak

 

[susbaconhairman]

Here's a tip: Go run over to an orphan and punch that little fucking bastard in the face.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

 

[impeeza]

Why was Cinderella thrown out from Soccer Team ?
She always runs away from the "Ball".....

(Again,you english People maybe do not understand dumb Joke:
In German Language BALL is the Term for a Dance(event) and also a Soccer Ball....)

that's exactly joke was the center to the re run episode of Blue bloods this morging.

the mine:

three farts was speeding on the lower colon, and the first screams: "beware of that hole", the second answer: which hole??? the third: "prrrbbrrr pbrrrrrrrrr"

 

[LainaGabranth]

halo 2

 

[Deleted member 598242]

A ball rolls around the corner and falls over.

 

[wormdood]

A man walks into a bar ... He said ouch

Two guys walk into a bar which is stupid because the second one should have ducked

A priest, a convict, and a pedophile walk into a room... and that's just the first guy