Cool. Thanks for admitting that my switch is impossible to homebrew, and will never be able to be homebrewed, ever.
Now, let's try Yuzu. Got a shiny new PC recently which doesn't suck and could actually run it. Can you install and run homebrew apps on Yuzu?
You can always buy a pre modded unit, it is not like people doesn't have one for sale, you just got to look and be willing to spend some money. I don't use Yuzu so no opinion on that.