KFC Gaming officially announces the KFConsole

Deleted User · Dec 23, 2020

Rather trust this than Stadia considering Google discontinues their services far too often.

Lostbhoy · Dec 23, 2020

Who the hell buys a kfc and doesn't wolf it down immediately anyway? Oh think I'll keep those two last small bits in my fucking console for later.....what else can i put in there i wonder....

This is the biggest solution to a problem that did not exist that i ever seen!

AkiraKurusu · Dec 23, 2020

How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce this?
"KF-konsole"? "KFsee-onsole"?

Either way, you're losing the "KFC" thing, or butchering "console" in such a weird and unusual way. It's bullshit.

Deleted User · Dec 23, 2020

this thing is so ridiculous.... i need it!

pedro702 · Dec 23, 2020

this will be ouya all over again, no games for it becuase it only plays probably regular pc games, no physical media and no exclusives.

and i see this thing costing like 700+

MohammedQ8 · Dec 23, 2020

Imagine buying pc components from kfc drive windows hehe

MiiJack · Dec 23, 2020

Perhaps all this hardware is just to watch a chicken being prepared in 240 fps and in 4k with raytracing in VR, while warming your food.

the food might actually be the demise of this console.

linuxares · Dec 23, 2020

It's not a console as much as it's a computer

Lostbhoy · Dec 23, 2020

Do you get fries with it?

DuskRPG · Dec 23, 2020

Im still waiting for the Orville redenbacker gaming laptop.

AceX · Dec 23, 2020

AkiraKurusu said:
How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce this?
"KF-konsole"? "KFsee-onsole"?

Either way, you're losing the "KFC" thing, or butchering "console" in such a weird and unusual way. It's bullshit.

Kentucky Fried Console.

Is the front compartment an ashtray or am I supposed to put my fried chicken in there?

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Lostbhoy said:
Do you get fries with it?

These days? You know you don't even want fries with that!

yoyoyo69 · Dec 23, 2020

When you take things apart, this is not a serious entry and it doesn't even go up against the consoles.

This is similar to a Steam Machine, just a customised pc (yeah consoles technically are now too). They don't appear to have their own o/s, game store, games?

This looks like nothing more than a marketing gimmick. The specs don't suggest this will be anywhere near comparable to even the new consoles, let alone a pc you could make yourself, we'll have to wait and see though.

Deleted User · Dec 23, 2020

Lostbhoy said:
Who the hell buys a kfc and doesn't wolf it down immediately anyway? Oh think I'll keep those two last small bits in my fucking console for later.....what else can i put in there i wonder....

This is the biggest solution to a problem that did not exist that i ever seen!

"Wolf" lol

The terms them Brits come up with to explain something. Pound is a "squid," eBay is "fleabay" and a cigarette is a "fag." Wish I was making this up. xD

AkiraKurusu said:
How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce this?
"KF-konsole"? "KFsee-onsole"?

Either way, you're losing the "KFC" thing, or butchering "console" in such a weird and unusual way. It's bullshit.

KF Console or KFC Console.

Still less confusing than the Xbox names.

air2004 · Dec 23, 2020

Kentucky Fried Hard Drive

AkiraKurusu · Dec 23, 2020

air2004 said:
Kentucky Fried Hard Drive

I can't access your profile - fair enough, i guess - so I'll just mention it here.
Your sig has an expired image; might wanna fix that...

air2004 · Dec 23, 2020

AkiraKurusu said:
I can't access your profile - fair enough, i guess - so I'll just mention it here.
Your sig has an expired image; might wanna fix that...

Thanks for the heads up. I'll have to fix it when I get home. About to head into work in a couple mins.

Naendow · Dec 23, 2020

That's it. I'm out.

Stealphie · Dec 23, 2020

this is the best next gen console

Lostbhoy · Dec 23, 2020

Boesy said:
"Wolf" lol

The terms them Brits come up with to explain something. Pound is a "squid," eBay is "fleabay" and a cigarette is a "fag." Wish I was making this up. xD

Pun was intended... Wolf.... Chicken?? No??

We did give you 'Mericans a language, kindly try using it.

TehCupcakes · Dec 23, 2020

For anyone who still hasn't figured it out yet, I'ma spell it out for you: This is a joke/PR stunt. The specs stated are completely unfeasible with current technology in that form factor (especially with the chicken chamber.)

And that's completely ignoring the fact that KFC releasing a console is absurd in its own right.

EDIT: I take it back, mainly because I was mistaken about the size. (To be fair, it's kind of hard to tell scale in photos like this.) I thought it was supposed to be Ouya-sized, but I guess it's more like a Mac Mini. In that case, it is plausible. It's still really silly that KFC would have anything to do with it, but they're not responsible for the hardware anyway.

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