It's time to lay down the BAN HAMMER!
Actually, hadrian, you've got it wrong. What you're actually supposed to do, it first off, buy the most expensive MicroSD you can find. From there, you need to have a stove (it's how you will burn roms on there). Turn on the stovetop, place the card on the burner, and just repeatedly say the name of the game you want. This'll burn roms to your card. Oh, and while you're at it, place your fingertips on there too, because we don't want you typing here
And actually, that $250,000 is supposed to go to me. I'll provide the super-secret GBAtemp rom links.. and by that, I mean I'll run with your cash.