Chuck Norris Facts DS v0.7
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
I tried an earlier version of this and, for what it's worth, it was pretty funny. Not something you'll repeatedly come back to, but definitly worth checking out at least once. Show it to your friends & let them look at you with a confused stare.
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Chuck Norris once drowned a fish.
Chuck Norris has entered the pissing competition once. He drowned his opponent.
Chuck Norris can make Wine out of water.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper is too afraid to tell him.
The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
The space time continuem only exists for Chuck Norris to Punch through.
Chuck Norris has entered the pissing competition once. He drowned his opponent.
Chuck Norris can make Wine out of water.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper is too afraid to tell him.
The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
The space time continuem only exists for Chuck Norris to Punch through.
Oh god... I remember a couple years ago when these were popular, we'd print up about 12 pages of these and entertain ourselves on the bus reading these to each other... an hour long ride, and we were still laughing at the end of it. Good times, man, good times...
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Chuck Norris jokes died a few years ago. We are just to scared of Chuck Norris to stop telling them.
Ah, I remember there being an article in the local paper about it. He's pleasantly amused by all the jokes, if a little surprised too. XD
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The Hoff : Germany as Chuck Norris : U.S.
He's okay in my book. Texas ranger is pretty boring though. Norris, kicks, token bad guy, more kicks, credits.
He's okay in my book. Texas ranger is pretty boring though. Norris, kicks, token bad guy, more kicks, credits.
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@SylverReZ, in my experience, I wouldn't say I am an audiophile because to me MP3s seem fine, frequency cut off but good enough lol although in my laundry list of freak gifts... Is the ability to hear frequencies beyond what anyone else I have ever met... I max out hearing tests with shocked looks from the Drs, sad part is I can hear frequencies much higher.+1
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I am thankful florescent lights are mostly LED now... And TVs are far less annoying lol
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@Psionic Roshambo, As somebody who has listened to music over everything, I prefer some good quality headphones that can output the sharpest audio. I listen to my music mostly with WAVE or FLAC files, with MP3s I can tell the difference straight away by the compression artifacts.+1 -
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I mean I can tell the difference even with a high bitrate MP3 but I guess "it sounds good enough"
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Plus studio quality MP3's do exist, they are just like 512Kbps and are huge ass files lol
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@Psionic Roshambo, MP3s were designed to be as small as possible, so that they can be shared on the internet. WAVE files were more bigger in size and would take hours to upload back in the day.
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