Chuck Norris Facts DS v0.7

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    [​IMG] Chuck Norris Facts DS v0.7
    More Languages Added
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    MasterDje has updated his Chuck Norris joke application for the Nintendo DS.
    This update includes the addition of multilingual languages.

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  2. ShadowXP

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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. ​
     
  3. acoustic.digital

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    XD thats just massive. screenies?
     
  4. NYCvinster

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    I tried an earlier version of this and, for what it's worth, it was pretty funny. Not something you'll repeatedly come back to, but definitly worth checking out at least once. Show it to your friends & let them look at you with a confused stare.
     
  5. ojsinnerz.

    ojsinnerz. Damned

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    Chuck Norris once drowned a fish.
    Chuck Norris has entered the pissing competition once. He drowned his opponent.
    Chuck Norris can make Wine out of water.
    Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
    Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper is too afraid to tell him.
    The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
    The space time continuem only exists for Chuck Norris to Punch through.
     
  6. Macavity

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    Ah, I see this has arrived at the peak of the hilarious Chuck Norris jokes fad. Excellent timing.
     
  7. FireEmblemGuy

    FireEmblemGuy Celebrating a decade of shitposting

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    Oh god... I remember a couple years ago when these were popular, we'd print up about 12 pages of these and entertain ourselves on the bus reading these to each other... an hour long ride, and we were still laughing at the end of it. Good times, man, good times...
     
  8. m3rox

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    continuum

    got that?
     
  9. Houou

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    Okay.

    CHUCK NORRIS FACTS IS ALMOST 6 YEARS OLD AT THIS POINT JUST STOP PLEASE
     
  10. mcp2

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    All you haters are gayyyyyyyys. Chuck Norris is still cool.
     
  11. Sinkhead

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    QTF.

    The jokes may be old, but they're still funny.
     
  12. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!

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    Chuck Norris jokes died a few years ago. We are just to scared of Chuck Norris to stop telling them.
     
  13. Pedro UK

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    How do you change it to English? It says to change it use the DS's config but my DS is set to English and I'm too scared to ask Mr Norris how to do it! [​IMG]
     
  14. Doomsday Forte

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    Ah, I remember there being an article in the local paper about it. He's pleasantly amused by all the jokes, if a little surprised too. XD
     
  15. SkankyYankee

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    The Hoff : Germany as Chuck Norris : U.S.

    He's okay in my book. Texas ranger is pretty boring though. Norris, kicks, token bad guy, more kicks, credits.
     
  16. silent sniper

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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
    Chuck Norris is so sexy, Justin brought him back 5 times.



    YES.
     
  17. starfox468

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    Does anyone know a translator that can tranlate long phrases,
    eg. 6700 chuck norris jokes