Hotel GBATemp

AncientBoi · Mar 8, 2023

Molizo said:
Hello!

Any rooms available for long time lurkers around here? Heard you are _the_ best hotel in town (with scrumptious breakfast as well).

x-clover-x said:
If there aren't any rooms left can I just have a hammock so I can sleep in the trees? Also can I order room service to my tree hammock... I would like to request a beverage plz.

Hello Front desk, Why are these 2 people in my room?

What? You don't know? Well call security! What do you mean they're on vacation?

x-clover-x · Mar 8, 2023

AncientBoi said:
Hello Front desk, Why are these 2 people in my room? What? You don't know? Well call security! What do you mean they're on vacation?

There's no security in the rainforest, the rainforest is the security! muwahahahahaha :rofl2:

kokichi_oma · Mar 25, 2023

i just crushed a spider with a rock

AncientBoi · Mar 26, 2023

kokichi_oma said:
i just crushed a spider with a rock

Now we have to amend your room payment for 2 persons. Please pay up.

AncientBoi · Mar 29, 2023

Hello, Front desk? Yes yes. I'm calling about the Hotel's maid service. Yes yes. It seems I won't be need them, as I have employed the services of 2 companies. Yes yes. They do a better Service [

] than your people do. Thank you and good day to you.

Now WiiMiiSwitch, don't forget to put in lots of TP after you're done cleaning the bathroom, please. And sombrersonic, I need you to wash the dishes, and fix my bedding please. Oh, don't mind the oopsies on the sheets. Just change them out. Now off with you fellows to your jobs

sombrerosonic · Mar 29, 2023

AncientBoi said:
and fix my bedding please. Oh, don't mind the oopsies on the sheets. Just change them out.

WiiMii Gonna do that for you, im screemish

AncientBoi · Apr 25, 2023

Hello Front Desk,

I ordered dinner from the kitchen 3 days ago. When is it going to arrive? I'm starving to death.

BigOnYa · Apr 26, 2023

AncientBoi said:
Hello Front Desk,

I ordered dinner from the kitchen 3 days ago. When is it going to arrive? I'm starving to death.

If it was 3 microwave burittos.. .I ate them. Sorry. Was just ok, but still good! Just add the cost to my room!

destroier · Jun 6, 2023

Hello everyone I am having a problem with my account. Had to make this account to try and get help cause I can't post in my other account. Hate to have to do 10 posts to msg a supervisor and get help. Guess there is no choice so hi again

AncientBoi · Jun 6, 2023

destroier said:
Hello everyone I am having a problem with my account. Had to make this account to try and get help cause I can't post in my other account. Hate to have to do 10 posts to msg a supervisor and get help. Guess there is no choice so hi again

Try the Front Desk

SylverReZ · Jun 6, 2023

AncientBoi said:
Try the Front Desk

Should we try underneath the front desk?

destroier · Jun 6, 2023

SylverReZ said:
Should we try underneath the front desk?

Get my knee pads out if that helps

spankowitz · Jun 21, 2023

when I got to my room for the first time, there was more welcome candy then there probably should be... did someone reverse steal my welcome candy?

impeeza · Jun 21, 2023

There is a van parking space available for me?

Mcdowa · Sep 12, 2023

This is a hotel

? It makes sense, but surely the owners would make more money if they turned it into an AirBnB

SylverReZ · Sep 12, 2023

spankowitz said:
when I got to my room for the first time, there was more welcome candy then there probably should be... did someone reverse steal my welcome candy?

Get in the van.

GhostLatte · Sep 12, 2023

SylverReZ said:
Get in the van.

Get in the van

TEODOR_MAX · Sep 17, 2023

Hello, I heard you've a special room for gamers with consoles, PCs, VR etc.. ? Can I book one? What do you mean "You can't, I'm not allowed? "Only people with their friends allowed"
"Hello Darkness my old friend..."

AncientBoi · Sep 17, 2023

TEODOR_MAX said:
Hello, I heard you've a special room for gamers with consoles, PCs, VR etc.. ? Can I book one? What do you mean "You can't, I'm not allowed? "Only people with their friends allowed"
"Hello Darkness my old friend..."

[secretly steals the TP out of your room]